What Are You Doing Right Now? (215 Viewers)

[swag]

hows the search for natalie holloway going?

Yeah. Here in 'Merica, we feign that we can solve our mysteries by capturing those involved alive. In Russia, they just shoot you in the head and move on.

Sure you don't want to swap Aruba for Sochi? RUS may have a spare bedroom.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

A friend of mine referred me to one of his clients for a marketing position that was open in his company. After a short talk, I sent in my resume for consideration despite having no prior experience in marketing. I'm very excited though for a very special reason. And I'm sure you can guess why.

 

[Nzoric]

He too plays for the other team?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

He too plays for the other team?

Incorrect.

 

[Nzoric]

Incorrect.

I have nothing then

 

[swag]

A friend of mine referred me to one of his clients for a marketing position that was open in his company. After a short talk, I sent in my resume for consideration despite having no prior experience in marketing. I'm very excited though for a very special reason. And I'm sure you can guess why.

This position should help you complete your collection of flayed female human skins you've been collecting in your basement?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I have nothing then

Hint: Sports marketing.

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This position should help you complete your collection of female human skins you've been collecting in your basement?

We don't have basements in Bangalore.

 

[swag]

Well it's time to build one, then.

Talk to Nate about shovels.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Well it's time to build one, then.

Talk to Nate about shovels.

Stop derailing this discussion. Why would I be interested in a sports marketing job?

 

[swag]

Stop derailing this discussion. Why would I be interested in a sports marketing job?

Access to single-breasted Amazon women who could use their thighs to squeeze your head like a grape?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Access to single-breasted Amazon women who could use their thighs to squeeze your head like a grape?

 

[swag]

You're doing this wrong!!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You're doing this wrong!!

Pffft.

Anyway, this sports management and marketing company is focusing on promoting football in India. They're officially handling the promotion of a handful of international clubs here, namely, Man City, Inter and....























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JUVENTUS!

 

[Hængebøffer]

Just looked at my bank account for this month - I've spend more than $1000 on drinking :sergoi:

 

[Nzoric]

Pffft.

Anyway, this sports management and marketing company is focusing on promoting football in India. They're officially handling the promotion of a handful of international clubs here, namely, Man City, Inter and....























wait for it....








































JUVENTUS!

That sounds awesome. I hope you get it.

 

[enzo]

Just looked at my bank account for this month - I've spend more than $1000 on drinking :sergoi:

Well, as long as this is no more than a third of your income, nevermind. I wouldn't want to be your liver though

 

[Nzoric]

Just looked at my bank account for this month - I've spend more than $1000 on drinking :sergoi:

Thats pretty decent. A super bender is about 700-800 dkk, Im impressed.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i am spared that expense thankfully, but food is what drains my ducats count

 

[swag]

Pffft.

Anyway, this sports management and marketing company is focusing on promoting football in India. They're officially handling the promotion of a handful of international clubs here, namely, Man City, Inter and....























wait for it....








































JUVENTUS!

I would love to see your promotions of Inter.

 

[Osman]

They should outsource the promoting of Inter to Turkey