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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Now I'm painfully reminded what I hated about sports coverage of Tiger Woods that has been pleasantly absent for years. Sure the #1 sports story is Kobe Bryant blowing out his Achilles tendon.

But the #2 story, they follow Tiger Woods all around at the Masters who starts the day 13th and finishes it 7th. Sure, he may be the #1 ranked golfer in the world right now, but we see every detail of the performance of 13th/7th placed dude and get next to zero coverage of any golfer ahead of him like they don't even exist. :andyandbarcelona: Fanboy syndrome at its worst.
And with that the CNN iPhone app decides to send me an alert that Tiger Woods had a two-stroke penalty for hitting the ball into the water. :sergio:

Dafuq...

And here I was happy when we were past getting a daily Twitter feed in the news of his daily bowel movements. :pado:
 

Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
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Don't worry. She was into golden showers in the dream.

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In coffee, the only slutty groupies look like tattooed sailors into German cakefart porn. :sick:
The female barista at mah usual coffee place is cute. Sadly, she does not buy into mah charm. Must be a defect from birth.

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@JCK

I've been told that Ørsted Ølbar will be showing the game on Monday. So you should be fine, if you venture there for the game.

I might drop by, I'll be the fella with the curly beard.
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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ßöмßäяðîëя;4127948 said:
TWO DAYS IN A ROW? Karl-Heinz IS Rubbiniggaz!
Stockhausen? I mean, sure he's got mad skillz in front of a piano. But since 2007, this one of the modern great composers is doing a lot more decomposing these days, yo.
 

Preet

Powerpuff G!
Sep 7, 2010
3,522
BEST NAP EVER!

Sexdream with Rachel McAdams.

... and yep it was wet.

wanna sleep again :tuttosport:
go dream chasing!

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Drunk, surprise blunt with some foreigners in the beach.

Magic bus!
drunk too :D ordered some food from slice of italy and let me say veg calzones are the worst food ever and the godfather choice pizza smells like death.

worst pizzas ever
 

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L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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Oh, if only I was an assman. Boston's Back Bay is overflowing with fit women in skintight black stretch pants for Monday's marathon.

It's an ass explosion...
 

Fint

Senior Member
Aug 13, 2010
19,354
Just demolished a dominos pizza, cracking open a beer and about to watch Alien :tup:

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Oh, if only I was an assman. Boston's Back Bay is overflowing with fit women in skintight black stretch pants for Monday's marathon.

It's an ass explosion...
You gotta camera right? :shifty:
 

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