What Are You Doing Right Now? (195 Viewers)

[Kate]

So they tell me.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[IrishZebra]

Try and make it a sloth

 

[swag]

Found weed in a pocket. Gonna smoke one and then go to the dentist. Two of my teeth are really fucked.

You do need to get that meth mouth checked out.

My Facebook feed has produced three pregnancy announcements this week. I think even some of the men on my feed might be pregnant.

That's where you use the comment function to say things like, "Congratulations! Any word yet on who the father might be?"

But good thing I haven't logged into Facebook in about 3 months... pregnancy would cramp my lifestyle right now.

I guess you could always just write, "That's great. See you in 20 years."

I wouldn't be shocked.

FB, making dudes act like women since 2004

 

[Fr3sh]

It's been a hectic week. 3-4 more weeks to go and school is ova bishes. Can't wait.

 

[Lapa]

I see. Is the axe okay?

Mondays are good for nothing...haven't done shit today.

 

[Kate]

Try and make it a sloth

That would be awesome. And likely more like passing a kidney stone than having a baby.

That's where you use the comment function to say things like, "Congratulations! Any word yet on who the father might be?"

But good thing I haven't logged into Facebook in about 3 months... pregnancy would cramp my lifestyle right now.

I guess you could always just write, "That's great. See you in 20 years."

I want to say "Wow, of all of my friends, I never thought it would happen to you."

 

[enzo]

Mondays are good for nothing...haven't done shit today.

Exactly. And I feel like shit too.

 

[.zero]

So they tell me.

Do they tell you about the wonders of vaginal reconstruction surgery as well? If not then don't bother listening

 

[Kate]

Do they tell you about the wonders of vaginal reconstruction surgery as well? If not then don't bother listening

I've heard those, and about becoming incontinent or losing feeling in your abdomen for the rest of your life, and plenty more things that are worth doing for the children.

 

[.zero]

I've heard those, and about becoming incontinent or losing feeling in your abdomen for the rest of your life, and plenty more things that are worth doing for the children.

Think about the smiles on the kids faces

 

[Kate]

Think about the smiles on the kids faces

Diaper twinsies!

 

[.zero]

Diaper twinsies!

Their joyous laughter would cause me to melt

 

[Kate]

The mental image is almost too much.

 

[Hust]

Hi Kate.

 

[.zero]

The mental image is almost too much.

I think kids are great and all but f them

 

[Kate]

Hi Kate.

Hi Honey

I think kids are great and all but f them

Yeah.

 

[.zero]

Trinidad yo

 

[swag]

It's been a hectic week. 3-4 more weeks to go and school is ova bishes. Can't wait.

So ganja futures are looking good? Time to invest?

Do they tell you about the wonders of vaginal reconstruction surgery as well? If not then don't bother listening

I need to blame somebody for all the vaginal mesh class action lawsuit appeals on TV.

Though arguably those would go better at either end of an episode of Superjail!...

 

[.zero]

Very underrated show btw

 

[Enron]

I got like 3 hours of sleep last night.