The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
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Way down deep in the middle of the congo, a hippo took and apricot, a guana and a mango, he mixed them all together and then he said, "I know, I'll call it, Umbongo!" Umbongo, Umbongo, we're drinking it in the Congo!
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Just came out of a presentation for a MASSIVE account that several other outsource firms are bidding for & if i don't get this account signed up, i'm as good as unemployed. What makes everything worse is that the PA for the CEO of the company we're bidding for is sleeping with the boss. We've crossed paths before at various parties. I once walked in on her and an acquaintance in an intimate tea-bagging session, which led me to calling her Salmonella Sally(Sally her name), that name has stuck till this day even in the corporate environment.

During the presentation she gave me serious death stares & texts were flying between herself & the CEO. It's not looking good. I'm seriously stressed. For all the dumb shit i've done, this is one of the lamest things to came back & bite me in the ass.
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
Just came out of a presentation for a MASSIVE account that several other outsource firms are bidding for & if i don't get this account signed up, i'm as good as unemployed. What makes everything worse is that the PA for the CEO of the company we're bidding for is sleeping with the boss. We've crossed paths before at various parties. I once walked in on her and an acquaintance in an intimate tea-bagging session, which led me to calling her Salmonella Sally(Sally her name), that name has stuck till this day even in the corporate environment.

During the presentation she gave me serious death stares & texts were flying between herself & the CEO. It's not looking good. I'm seriously stressed. For all the dumb shit i've done, this is one of the lamest things to came back & bite me in the ass.
What a mess. Good luck, dude.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,665
Just came out of a presentation for a MASSIVE account that several other outsource firms are bidding for & if i don't get this account signed up, i'm as good as unemployed. What makes everything worse is that the PA for the CEO of the company we're bidding for is sleeping with the boss. We've crossed paths before at various parties. I once walked in on her and an acquaintance in an intimate tea-bagging session, which led me to calling her Salmonella Sally(Sally her name), that name has stuck till this day even in the corporate environment.

During the presentation she gave me serious death stares & texts were flying between herself & the CEO. It's not looking good. I'm seriously stressed. For all the dumb shit i've done, this is one of the lamest things to came back & bite me in the ass.
Just play this song for every presentation and it always wins...

 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
Moderator
Apr 14, 2005
70,837
She call me a referee cause I'm so official.
are you trying to be on the payroll

Just came out of a presentation for a MASSIVE account that several other outsource firms are bidding for & if i don't get this account signed up, i'm as good as unemployed. What makes everything worse is that the PA for the CEO of the company we're bidding for is sleeping with the boss. We've crossed paths before at various parties. I once walked in on her and an acquaintance in an intimate tea-bagging session, which led me to calling her Salmonella Sally(Sally her name), that name has stuck till this day even in the corporate environment.

During the presentation she gave me serious death stares & texts were flying between herself & the CEO. It's not looking good. I'm seriously stressed. For all the dumb shit i've done, this is one of the lamest things to came back & bite me in the ass.
if you live by the sword...

point is buddy if you werent so awesome to call her salmonella sally, you wouldnt be where you are now. I say if it's worked out for you this long it cant be that bad :D
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Yeah, not bad. :)

I quit the violin 16 years ago, can't help you.
Is there anything you haven't mastered? It's like you have all those data uploads from the matrix in your brain.

Just play this song for every presentation and it always wins...

Too late for that.

are you trying to be on the payroll



if you live by the sword...

point is buddy if you werent so awesome to call her salmonella sally, you wouldnt be where you are now. I say if it's worked out for you this long it cant be that bad :D
Dude i've been hit with bad news week after week, this is the final nail in the coffin for me.:D
 

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