What Are You Doing Right Now? (212 Viewers)

[Enron]

aight you axed for it

....

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[ZoSo]

Definitely

 

[Enron]

Grandpa music


I'm really not getting this part of american culture. Seems downright retarded if I'm honest. What the fuck is that gucci gucci? I thought hipsters/'indies' in Melbourne were bad. That's next level shit.

Mubu bako son.

 

[swag]

I'm really not getting this part of american culture.

Contrary to some beliefs, South Africa isn't part of Murica.

 

[Enron]

Contrary to some beliefs, South Africa isn't part of Murica.

I thought it's below North Carolina?

 

[swag]

I thought it's below North Carolina?

And we haven't sold it back to the Mexicans yet?

 

[Enron]

And we haven't sold it back to the Mexicans yet?

Too many pirates.

 

[ZoSo]

Contrary to some beliefs, South Africa isn't part of Murica.

Well, you learn something new everyday. I could've sworn the WC2010 final was played inside Staples Center

 

[Kate]

Better than the horse movie?

Jesus Christ, much better than that.

 

[swag]

Well, you learn something new everyday. I could've sworn the WC2010 final was played inside Staples Center

If it was the Staples Center, they'd flip over cars and burn them. If it was SA, they'd steal the cars and club each other to death.

 

[ZoSo]

If it was the Staples Center, they'd flip over cars and burn them. If it was SA, they'd steal the cars and club each other to death.

Indeed

 

[ALC]

Anyone have a template for a good resume? Thinking of updating mine.

Mine was all artsy and modern and cool looking. My teacher took one look at it and ripped me a new one. Apparently, I'm not applying for a job at an art museum so now I have the most plain looking resume ever with proper capitalization and shit. So yeah, keep it simple. It's the substance that matters.

he was in one of the best bond movies though.

James Bond is my favorite superhero.


And speaking of parodies:

 

[Kate]

Mine was all artsy and modern and cool looking. My teacher took one look at it and ripped me a new one. Apparently, I'm not applying for a job at an art museum so now I have the most plain looking resume ever with proper capitalization and shit. So yeah, keep it simple. It's the substance that matters.

Simple, but it still needs to stand out. No coloured or textured paper, for the most part, but no Times New Roman either. The most important thing is to be professional and not make any spelling or grammatical errors. Or, as I once saw, leave a section at the end that says "HERE IS WHERE YOU PUT ANY AWARDS YOU'VE WON".

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Simple, but it still needs to stand out. No coloured or textured paper, for the most part, but no Times New Roman either. The most important thing is to be professional and not make any spelling or grammatical errors. Or, as I once saw, leave a section at the end that says "HERE IS WHERE YOU PUT ANY AWARDS YOU'VE WON".

for my beautiful Catherine:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mrVZHPikqM

 

[Kate]

for my beautiful Catherine:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mrVZHPikqM

That is beautiful, and will accompany me for the rest of the evening. Thank you And, you know, stop making me blush so much, you fool.

 

[ALC]

Simple, but it still needs to stand out. No coloured or textured paper, for the most part, but no Times New Roman either. The most important thing is to be professional and not make any spelling or grammatical errors. Or, as I once saw, leave a section at the end that says "HERE IS WHERE YOU PUT ANY AWARDS YOU'VE WON".

Nice. Did you consider he/she left it behind on purpose?

But yeah, the font is where you should have the most liberty graphics-wise and even then, keep it somewhat conservative.

 

[Kate]

Nice. Did you consider he/she left it behind on purpose?

But yeah, the font is where you should have the most liberty graphics-wise and even then, keep it somewhat conservative.

I somehow doubt that. We got a lot of weird ones, you'd be surprised. Out of 50 CVs, likely only 10 or so were actually worth considering.

 

[swag]

You know, I think I gotta get me one of Yo-Landi Vi$$er's "Who needs tits?"/"When you've got an ass like this." T-shirts. I think it would particularly make a statement on me...

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I keep waking up angry

Better than depressed.

 

[ALC]

Working on a report. Will be up all night. fml