ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
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Anyone have a template for a good resume? Thinking of updating mine.
Mine was all artsy and modern and cool looking. My teacher took one look at it and ripped me a new one. Apparently, I'm not applying for a job at an art museum so now I have the most plain looking resume ever with proper capitalization and shit. So yeah, keep it simple. It's the substance that matters.

he was in one of the best bond movies though.
James Bond is my favorite superhero.


And speaking of parodies:

 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
Mine was all artsy and modern and cool looking. My teacher took one look at it and ripped me a new one. Apparently, I'm not applying for a job at an art museum so now I have the most plain looking resume ever with proper capitalization and shit. So yeah, keep it simple. It's the substance that matters.
Simple, but it still needs to stand out. No coloured or textured paper, for the most part, but no Times New Roman either. The most important thing is to be professional and not make any spelling or grammatical errors. Or, as I once saw, leave a section at the end that says "HERE IS WHERE YOU PUT ANY AWARDS YOU'VE WON".
 

GordoDeCentral

Diez
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Apr 14, 2005
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Simple, but it still needs to stand out. No coloured or textured paper, for the most part, but no Times New Roman either. The most important thing is to be professional and not make any spelling or grammatical errors. Or, as I once saw, leave a section at the end that says "HERE IS WHERE YOU PUT ANY AWARDS YOU'VE WON".
for my beautiful Catherine:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mrVZHPikqM
 

ALC

Ohaulick
Oct 28, 2010
46,531
Simple, but it still needs to stand out. No coloured or textured paper, for the most part, but no Times New Roman either. The most important thing is to be professional and not make any spelling or grammatical errors. Or, as I once saw, leave a section at the end that says "HERE IS WHERE YOU PUT ANY AWARDS YOU'VE WON".
:lol: Nice. Did you consider he/she left it behind on purpose? :D

But yeah, the font is where you should have the most liberty graphics-wise and even then, keep it somewhat conservative.
 

Kate

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Feb 7, 2011
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:lol: Nice. Did you consider he/she left it behind on purpose? :D

But yeah, the font is where you should have the most liberty graphics-wise and even then, keep it somewhat conservative.
I somehow doubt that. We got a lot of weird ones, you'd be surprised. Out of 50 CVs, likely only 10 or so were actually worth considering.
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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You know, I think I gotta get me one of Yo-Landi Vi$$er's "Who needs tits?"/"When you've got an ass like this." T-shirts. I think it would particularly make a statement on me...
 

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