Kate

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Feb 7, 2011
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That sucks. I want a higher-up job, but damn I never want to have to do that. Thankfully, in academia, even being really high in ranks still has nothing to do with HR.
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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i gotta break it to a couple of peeps on monday :sad:
Monday? Man, you're flirting with suicide. Don't you know studies show that Thursdays are typically the best day to share the news?

That sucks. I want a higher-up job, but damn I never want to have to do that. Thankfully, in academia, even being really high in ranks still has nothing to do with HR.
That's because you have to rape and murder the chancellor's family to get fired in academia. (Hell, you can rape little boys for 20 years and not get fired for that matter...)

Sad to say, but when you fire people enough, you get used to it. After my bloodbath of 2001 -- where I was trying to fly out to Boston to lay off an entire office of 25 people on the morning of 9/11/01 when the FAA intervened (and had to do it when they again allowed flights a few days later) -- everything seems pretty light and easy ever since.

On a Monday? That's fucked up bro.
Word.
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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[homer mode] mmm macadamia [homer mode]



ok make that tuesday
Don't forget your kevlar homie.:D

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That's because you have to rape and murder the chancellor's family to get fired in academia. (Hell, you can rape little boys for 20 years and not get fired for that matter...)

Sad to say, but when you fire people enough, you get used to it. After my bloodbath of 2001 -- where I was trying to fly out to Boston to lay off an entire office of 25 people on the morning of 9/11/01 when the FAA intervened (and had to do it when they again allowed flights a few days later) -- everything seems pretty light and easy ever since.
Swag Romney?
 

The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
33,705
So angry right now, just went to the city to see a friend's band. Instead of doing something after it, which was quite doable, everyone bitched out and wanted to go home. It's Friday night for Fucks sake.
Similar story here. Home by midnight. :groan:

Decided against going to Pittodrie tonight.

Going to order a curry and drink beer instead.
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AFL_ITALIA

MAGISTERIAL
Jun 17, 2011
31,820
Man, that's what I was paid, when I was 15 and delievered grocieries. What are you doing?
The lowest-paying one is a cashier/stock job at Rite Aid, a union job too. For the second I work in the gym at my college.

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So angry right now, just went to the city to see a friend's band. Instead of doing something after it, which was quite doable, everyone bitched out and wanted to go home. It's Friday night for Fucks sake.
Gonna be me tomorrow.
 

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