Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
Morning!

Today Ajax - Real Madrid, i'm going with no hope and no illusions to the stadium, just want to see a good match with 2 attacking teams.
Here's what I would ask you to do:

1) Sacrifice a stray kitten
2) Use it's blood as paint and write "I <3 JuventuZ"
3) Run into the field nude and hump Ronaldo gangnam style
4) Have a buddy record it

You can do that for me?

Edit: Oh and also have a good time.
 

Bezzy

The Bookie Queen
Jun 5, 2010
20,828
Morning!

Today Ajax - Real Madrid, i'm going with no hope and no illusions to the stadium, just want to see a good match with 2 attacking teams.
I think a draw is possible (really) ajax impressed me vs Dortmund and Real is not as good as last year and clasico is coming up :tup:
atleast i expect a big party at the stadium and big support for ajax :tup:
dutch football fans :delpiero:
 

Trezegol17

Senior Member
Nov 1, 2006
9,131
Here's what I would ask you to do:

1) Sacrifice a stray kitten
2) Use it's blood as paint and write "I <3 JuventuZ"
3) Run into the field nude and hump Ronaldo gangnam style
4) Have a buddy record it

You can do that for me?

Edit: Oh and also have a good time.

1, Is a goldfish good enough? We have those overhere :D
2, Easy np!
3, Well i'm at the higher part of the stadium but i can run naked there and hump the karton figure of Mourinho tho?
4, Ofcourse i'm going with 2 friends :D

Thx bro, i will enjoy it :beer:
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
1, Is a goldfish good enough? We have those overhere :D
I don't think one goldfish would cut it, if you want to create a massacre of goldfish and drain their blood you're free to do that. I just thought a kitten would do the job, since you only have to kill one. I heard Janna's got a couple of them, see if you can convince her to let you "babysit" them for an afternoon.

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You have stray goldfish in Amsterdam?
A testimony to the amount of drugs in that city :D
 

Trezegol17

Senior Member
Nov 1, 2006
9,131
You have stray goldfish in Amsterdam?
Many, but where i work we have a pond with goldfish and koi carps :D

I don't think one goldfish would cut it, if you want to create a massacre of goldfish and drain their blood you're free to do that. I just thought a kitten would do the job, since you only have to kill one. I heard Janna's got a couple of them, see if you can convince her to let you "babysit" them for an afternoon.

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A testimony to the amount of drugs in that city :D

Hmm i''ll might pass on it and write it down with weeds seeds, much safer :D
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,668
Girlfriend Rule #820:

When you feel compelled to describe yourself as blessed and humble in the same sentence, you have to combine them into "blumble".
 

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