What Are You Doing Right Now? (212 Viewers)

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No worries, you will be called when her "wife" needs to make her more ghey.

Why don't you try your luck, Os? I bet you won't even have to leave your home to convert her.

 

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[Nzoric]

I'm pro-LGBT and anti-greed. Therefore, I refuse to participate!

You'd drive her straight into a convent let alone a missionary

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You'd drive her straight into a convent let alone a missionary

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

My knee is crocked Wish I had someone to come and rub it and ice it for me

 

[Nzoric]

My knee is crocked Wish I had someone to come and rub it and ice it for me

I've finished a massage course, I make you relax real good.

 

[Enron]

My knee is crocked Wish I had someone to come and rub it and ice it for me

That's what you get for messing with Crocodiles.

 

[swag]

I'm pro-LGBT and anti-greed. Therefore, I refuse to participate!

You're pro-LGBT because it doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

That's what you get for messing with Crocodiles.

Shouldn't it be chupacabras where he's from?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

man i wanna date a gladys

 

[Martin]

man i wanna date a gladys

the only action figure missing from your collection?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

the only action figure missing from your collection?

vain frivolous caprices, feels good to be emotionally immature

 

[Martin]

vain frivolous caprices, feels good to be emotionally immature

perfectionism is an illness, not a virtue

 

[swag]

man i wanna date a gladys

Howttttt...

 

[GordoDeCentral]

perfectionism is an illness, not a virtue

most certainly is, this weight is crippling

Howttttt...

cant see

 

[swag]

Bewitched is banned at the office?

I thought Darrin worked in advertising, not finance.

 

[Martin]

most certainly is, this weight is crippling

Yeah I can imagine all that weight makes you vulnerable to puffs of air. Massive and lean is no good. What you want to do is have more of a pyramid shape, very low center of gravity = super stable.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Bewitched is banned at the office?

I thought Darrin worked in advertising, not finance.

actually i m more IT now

Yeah I can imagine all that weight makes you vulnerable to puffs of air. Massive and lean is no good. What you want to do is have more of a pyramid shape, very low center of gravity = super stable.

well you'll be happy to know my injury has forced me to look into other exercise avenues, i have been swimming for a week now no illuminati so no pyramid

 

[swag]

actually i m more IT now

dafuq

 

[Enron]

Swimming? That shit's for guppies.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

dafuq

i know, totally out of character

Swimming? That shit's for guppies.

nah thats scuba, which is actually the main reason i am working on my swimming i am going to need to be able to swim about a mile to get further certs

 

[Enron]

nah thats scuba, which is actually the main reason i am working on my swimming i am going to need to be able to swim about a mile to get further certs

You are for scuba? There was a period in my life where I spent 6 hours a day in a wetsuit repairing fences.