Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
Never. Luckily I'm decent looking and danish girls are sluts - not my girlfriend of course.
I ended up at Seven Heaven after my 19th birthday party and some of the guys bought a "bottle of champagne" in the bar for me, wouldn't have been polite of me to turn it down :D (or so sounds my moral justification for it)
 

Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
16,545
Thanks, Maddy. Though I have to confess I'm more of a pie guy than a cake guy. (No, that wasn't meant to be sexual... but then again.)
... until you taste my Carrot Cake with cream cheese filling and candied walnuts.

:dusan:

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I ended up at Seven Heaven after my 19th birthday party and some of the guys bought a "bottle of champagne" in the bar for me, wouldn't have been polite of me to turn it down :D (or so sounds my moral justification for it)
I'm so disappointed in you :)
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,788
I ended up at Seven Heaven after my 19th birthday party and some of the guys bought a "bottle of champagne" in the bar for me, wouldn't have been polite of me to turn it down :D (or so sounds my moral justification for it)
This reminds me of a true story. While in Paris once, I was present at a certain club with one of my best friends, and I witnessed him buying a prostitute and leaving. (We didn't figure out what exactly transpired until the next day. :lol:) That's the closest I've come to buying a hooker.
 

Nzoric

Grazie Mirko
Jan 16, 2011
37,877
This reminds me of a true story. While in Paris once, I was present at a certain club with one of my best friends, and I witnessed him buying a prostitute and leaving. (We didn't figure out what exactly transpired until the next day. :lol:) That's the closest I've come to buying a hooker.
You didn't even bother wrapping it up :D . That's not even close to buying a hooker though and does lady Swag know of this incident?
 

Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
16,545
This reminds me of a true story. While in Paris once, I was present at a certain club with one of my best friends, and I witnessed him buying a prostitute and leaving. (We didn't figure out what exactly transpired until the next day. :lol:) That's the closest I've come to buying a hooker.
Paris :heart: The Coffee is bad tho ;)

Oh, it's getting late. Good night, evening, day and morning.

And Nzorica be gentle to the servant of god. He is not worth the ban :)
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,788
You didn't even bother wrapping it up :D . That's not even close to buying a hooker though and does lady Swag know of this incident?
Oh, we bought a hooker alright. We just didn't realize until the next day in hindsight.

And yes, Lady Swag knows of the story and revels in the secret nickname we have for him: "Champagne Boy". :redface:

I have a couple of areas that are very sensitive to me, and I don't think I've ever properly addressed them. And a couple of people have been touching on them recently (in VERY stupid ways).
Sheik has been watching a lot of Breaking Bad in his ample free time these days. Perhaps you should solicit his extermination services.
 

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