What Are You Doing Right Now? (336 Viewers)

[Lapa]

yes yes very sweet but you know I am bad at english writing

 

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[swag]

Yo Greggo, are you coming back here anytime?

Yup. New football season is upon us. We've been talking about it here. I'm waiting for India to cool down from a human incinerator to just "hot" first, but then fo' sho', Asif. We should have a Tuz reunion before the end of the year probably.

Lately I've had a jones for some Parsi food. At least I now know where to go for that in Bengaluru.

All the women in my office are mediocre like Pazzini, but right now I'd bang almost all of them.

Crap, I'd forgotten about them.

Kate, if we had a webcam on your office desk ant farm, it could go viral.

We got a few batches of new hires full of girls. Some good, some bad, and many really ugly ones in there. But I got my eyes locked on one of them.

Planning on going out with a bang?

I'm desperately procrastinating about a grant application I'm not going to finish in time.

John! Nice to see you. How the hell are you?

yes yes very sweet but you know I am bad at english writing

John, I think I've found the ghostwriter to get you through your writer's block.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Planning on going out with a bang?

Love the double entendre.

 

[swag]

Speaking of your soon-to-be former employer, I was at an event yesterday afternoon at the William and Flora Hewlitt Foundation. A trippy office on the edge of Stanford campus where they went a little nutso on their LEED certification.

At the event was Kim Polese, whom I've never met before. For those who don't remember tech in the 90s as well, she was the Marissa Mayer of her time. In a strange way, once Kim got old enough that the tech press stopped judging her by her looks, she was finally taken more seriously.

 

[Bezzy]

O-o?

 

[swag]

Some people still type emoticons like they're connecting to the Internet on a 2600 baud modem.

 

[Bezzy]

Some people still type emoticons like they're connecting to the Internet on a 2600 baud modem.

Mobile phones

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Speaking of your soon-to-be former employer, I was at an event yesterday afternoon at the William and Flora Hewlitt Foundation. A trippy office on the edge of Stanford campus where they went a little nutso on their LEED certification.

At the event was Kim Polese, whom I've never met before. For those who don't remember tech in the 90s as well, she was the Marissa Mayer of her time. In a strange way, once Kim got old enough that the tech press stopped judging her by her looks, she was finally taken more seriously.

I'm sure the foundation has a lot to be proud of.

BTW, Happy Independence Day to all you Paki's out there! @Ahmed; @Tahir.

 

[Lilith]

I give up
I will never learn to write proper english :depressed

I LOVE your English actually. It always makes me smile. And I cannot speak another language even 1/8 as well as you can speak English, so you're definitely not too shabby. :smile:

 

[Bezzy]

I LOVE your English actually. It always makes me smile. And I cannot speak another language even 1/8 as well as you can speak English, so you're definitely not too shabby. :smile:

you are to kind

 

[swag]

Janna, at its worst, your English is good enough to be funny.

My Dutch, at its best, is only good enough to sound like a Swahili with allergies.

 

[Martin]

I LOVE your English actually. It always makes me smile. And I cannot speak another language even 1/8 as well as you can speak English, so you're definitely not too shabby. :smile:

you do speak trini tho

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

unique in a bad way

It really isn't, I almost kinda like it . I don't think I've not understood any post I've seen you make, actually.

 

[Lilith]

Janna, at its worst, your English is good enough to be funny.

My Dutch, at its best, is only good enough to sound like a Swahili with allergies.

you do speak trini tho

Fluently.

 

[ALC]

you do speak trini tho

that doesn't count as a new language. it's like saying some black people know two languages, ghetto speak and regular speak. my english teacher called them different languages but I don't buy it.

 

[Bezzy]

thanks you guys
I do the best I can

 

[Martin]

that doesn't count as a new language. it's like saying some black people know two languages, ghetto speak and regular speak. my english teacher called them different languages but I don't buy it.

you save money then

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

that doesn't count as a new language. it's like saying some black people know two languages, ghetto speak and regular speak. my english teacher called them different languages but I don't buy it.

Shieet nigga who u finna play?

 

[ALC]

you save money then

Boom. Made a similar joke last night. *high five

Shieet nigga who u finna play?

aight playa. u finna fuck wit me, ima roll up at yo crib so i can take yo benjamins and threads.

we straight?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

aight playa. u finna fuck wit me, ima roll up at yo crib so i can take yo benjamins and threads.

we straight?

o nahhhh dis nigga whilin, we bouta trow hands, real talk.