So I went to get my tattoo done today, I arrive there and the artist was working on another customer. He was doing something on the guy's left side chest, I get closer and see it was a barca badge, almost done and just filling some details. I was so much tempted to shake the artist's hand just to make a mess out of the whole thing. It was too tempting that I regret not doing it. Then the guy stood up and realized what a bad idea it would have been, I would have been making this post from the hospital instead.