What Are You Doing Right Now? (220 Viewers)

[swag]

Because sometimes the "truth" hurts

I don't wanna know what tattoos you've got down there -- other than those obvious hilarious moments where half-attractive girls asked you, "Who's 'Ruth'?"

---------- Post added 19.06.2012 at 08:02 ----------

have those homeless people turned wireless hotspots amounted to anything worthwhile in the states? i'm thinking of implementing it after the revolution.

I have a wireless hotspot between my thighs.

 

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[Nzoric]

I have a wireless hotspot between my thighs.

for some reason i just got the picture of a floating schmenis head hovering around 4 inches away from your pelvis.

 

[Bezzy]

I am suprised no one congrats me with my great news,

 

[Nzoric]

I am suprised no one congrats me with my great news,

that your current employer opted not to keep you? . congratulations!

 

[Red]

Had a jolly day out a the funeral of a family friend yesterday.

Made all the more fun by the giant elephant in the room.

The official accidental status of his death seems to be off the mark.

It appears to have been an intentionally, self-inflicted accident.


Anyway, anything of note happened round here in the last few days?

 

[swag]

I am suprised no one congrats me with my great news,

Does this mean you're joining the Society of Leisure?

---------- Post added 19.06.2012 at 08:23 ----------

Had a jolly day out a the funeral of a family friend yesterday.

Made all the more fun by the giant elephant in the room.

The official accidental status of his death seems to be off the mark.

It appears to have been an intentionally, self-inflicted accident.


Anyway, anything of note happened round here in the last few days?

Ugh. That sucks. Had one of those in my sister-in-law's family years ago.

Not too much, actually. For summer, people have been mellower than usual. I think it's because there's still competitive European football going on.

 

[Bezzy]

that your current employer opted not to keep you? . congratulations!

Yes thank god they didn't.

Does this mean you're joining the Society of Leisure on.

Yes, only then They pay me to spend my free time

 

[swag]

Yes, only then They pay me to spend my free time

So you're becoming a Greek citizen I see.

 

[Bezzy]

the bettter part is I do it under dutch conditions


Just for your thoughts i get paid by the company next months not the state

 

[Lapa]

Wassup fuckers? Are we drunk yet?

 

[swag]

the bettter part is I do it under dutch conditions


Just for your thoughts i get paid by the company next months not the state

So that's what they mean by "going Dutch"...

 

[Nenz]

A 5.2 magnitude earthquake struck Melbourne tonight. I thought it was just possums (really big possums) on my roof. By the time I had the hose out I'd grown a brain and realised what an earthquake felt like.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

No. Because it's Tuesday!

 

[The Curr]

Avoid the black taxis like the plague Only use white ones.


In before someone says DATS RAYZIST!

Right. I thought taxis were black and white though?

you don't even bother with names anymore, do you!?

I got it.

 

[Bezzy]

So that's what they mean by "going Dutch"...

I hope not for the people using that.

 

[ZoSo]

You sure that wasn't your sister having sex with he pizza man in the other room?

We didn't order Pizza...and my sister is 14.

A 5.2 magnitude earthquake struck Melbourne tonight. I thought it was just possums (really big possums) on my roof. By the time I had the hose out I'd grown a brain and realised what an earthquake felt like.

you got the hose? too much drugs for you.

 

[swag]

A 5.2 magnitude earthquake struck Melbourne tonight. I thought it was just possums (really big possums) on my roof. By the time I had the hose out I'd grown a brain and realised what an earthquake felt like.

You mean that wasn't Madv's sister?

 

[The Curr]

What's Kyle's username now?

 

[ZoSo]

The Jew.

 

[Red]

A 5.2 magnitude earthquake struck Melbourne tonight. I thought it was just possums (really big possums) on my roof. By the time I had the hose out I'd grown a brain and realised what an earthquake felt like.