What Are You Doing Right Now? (304 Viewers)

[Nzoric]

What did the trash can do to you?

its one of those stupid 'smart' trash cans. you step on a small lever and the top opens, but only half for some reason. so i step on it, it opens half and i try to inser the trash. every time i.bend over i have to remove pressure from the lever, causing it to slam shut.on the trash. repeat three times and then i used.my serbian swearing vocab to its fullest.

its the small things that lead you to hang yourself in a garage.

 

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[Martin]

Sorry to hear about your suffering.

 

[Nzoric]

Sorry to hear about your suffering.

finally some sympathy

 

[Kate]

its one of those stupid 'smart' trash cans. you step on a small lever and the top opens, but only half for some reason. so i step on it, it opens half and i try to inser the trash. every time i.bend over i have to remove pressure from the lever, causing it to slam shut.on the trash. repeat three times and then i used.my serbian swearing vocab to its fullest.

its the small things that lead you to hang yourself in a garage.

It really is.

 

[Martin]

finally some sympathy

Now my turn. Yesterday was in bed all day with a gastro intestinal virus, missed my flight this morning to go on vacation, too sick. And just an hour ago had my first real meal in 24h, things are looking up

 

[swag]

its one of those stupid 'smart' trash cans. you step on a small lever and the top opens, but only half for some reason. so i step on it, it opens half and i try to inser the trash. every time i.bend over i have to remove pressure from the lever, causing it to slam shut.on the trash. repeat three times and then i used.my serbian swearing vocab to its fullest.

its the small things that lead you to hang yourself in a garage.

Since Serbian swearing primarily deals with relatives, do your curses also involve the vacuum cleaner?

 

[Kate]

Now my turn. Yesterday was in bed all day with a gastro intestinal virus, missed my flight this morning to go on vacation, too sick. And just an hour ago had my first real meal in 24h, things are looking up

Oh baby! That actually fucking sucks. I hope you feel normal again soon.

 

[Nzoric]

Now my turn. Yesterday was in bed all day with a gastro intestinal virus, missed my flight this morning to go on vacation, too sick. And just an hour ago had my first real meal in 24h, things are looking up

thats terrible! ive had one of those things, worst few days. where were you planning to go?

 

[swag]

Now my turn. Yesterday was in bed all day with a gastro intestinal virus, missed my flight this morning to go on vacation, too sick. And just an hour ago had my first real meal in 24h, things are looking up

Ugh. You sound like my wife recently. Thursday night she made some pasta. I noticed that it was a vegetarian meal (she often does these things lately to eat healthier), but then when I packed up the leftovers I discovered there was also meat in it as well -- it just so randomly happened that my portion had no meat (so much for diffusion).

Within an hour she was a human lawn sprinkler out of both ends. I was unaffected.

Bizarre, really. Naturally to say, I think it was the meat.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

i havent made my giovinco cry i several days, need to offload some valve pressure. i just yelled at a trash can.

I'm sorry to have brought such suffering into your life.



...NOT!

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Now my turn. Yesterday was in bed all day with a gastro intestinal virus, missed my flight this morning to go on vacation, too sick. And just an hour ago had my first real meal in 24h, things are looking up

Oh man, terrible timing for a terrible thing to happen!

Ugh. You sound like my wife recently. Thursday night she made some pasta. I noticed that it was a vegetarian meal (she often does these things lately to eat healthier), but then when I packed up the leftovers I discovered there was also meat in it as well -- it just so randomly happened that my portion had no meat (so much for diffusion).

Within an hour she was a human lawn sprinkler out of both ends. I was unaffected.

Bizarre, really. Naturally to say, I think it was the meat.

Human lawn sprinkler

 

[sallyinzaghi]

hope you feel better martin

 

[Martin]

Thanks for the kind words, guys. I was supposed to go to Malaga this morning for 2 weeks (hook up with my family). Gonna try to get out there all the same if I can find a ticket at a sane price.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Now my turn. Yesterday was in bed all day with a gastro intestinal virus, missed my flight this morning to go on vacation, too sick. And just an hour ago had my first real meal in 24h, things are looking up

That's terrible martinho! Missing a flight to vacation is the worst thing ever! i think you should have braved it and somehow dragged yourself to the flight but i guess you and that intestine are getting old pretty fast

Where were ya headed? cant you reschedule the flight and get on the one that leaves tomorrow?

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Thanks for the kind words, guys. I was supposed to go to Malaga this morning for 2 weeks (hook up with my family). Gonna try to get out there all the same if I can find a ticket at a sane price.

Ohh incest in malaga

 

[Nzoric]

I'm sorry to have brought such suffering into your life.



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giovinco is bald. do you know the expression make the bald man cry?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

where the funy pics thread gone?

I second this.

Greg? Any idea?

What up, what up my boys and girls? Had my morning coffee, now im going to make two large works go to waste

Edit: Sheik's style, baby!!

CORRECTION: Swag style!

Hey Kate, whats shakin this weekend?

I need to buy a new camera, I'm looking at one of those compact system cameras. Any ideas or suggestions?

Get a Sony Cybershot or a Canon Powershot.

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giovinco is bald. do you know the expression make the bald man cry?

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Fuck you, Nikola!

 

[swag]

Thanks for the kind words, guys. I was supposed to go to Malaga this morning for 2 weeks (hook up with my family). Gonna try to get out there all the same if I can find a ticket at a sane price.

Malaga? Family outing for Northerners to get skin cancer in solidarity with Giovinco?

I second this.

Greg? Any idea?

Zippo. I can only guess that someone renamed the thread? (And/or moved.) Weird.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Zippo. I can only guess that someone renamed the thread? (And/or moved.) Weird.

I created the thread, and I can't find it under the list of threads I created. Under the original name or a new one.

And interestingly, when I DO search for them, the list says "Results 1 to 41 of 44". Apparently, I created 3 threads that have since disappeared.

 

[swag]

Yeah, and I'm logged in as an admin and see the same stuff. So it's not like the thread was accidentally flagged for moderation or something. It looks like the counters know that it's there, but it's invisible to everybody.

 

[swag]

I found a deleted dupe thread of yours from 2007 Sheik and exhumed it for now.

Bizarre...

 

[IrishZebra]

watching Ireland dominate european rugby come on leinster!!!