What Are You Doing Right Now? (173 Viewers)

[Ford Prefect]

I don't. Ask Jasper, he likes to talk about religious stuff

Thats Ford Prefect to you now .

I haven't seen/heard about it. Will have a gander when I finish this work.

 

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[ALC]

So, anyone else surprised to find out Rita Ora isn't black?

 

[Firestarter]

So, anyone else surprised to find out Rita Ora isn't black?

She never was... lol

 

[swag]

One of my favorite non-sequiturs of a couple years ago was sitting on the sidewalk in front of a cafe and catching someone walking by in mid-paragraph say, "I used to be black..."

I still haven't figured out what context that still works.

Better than the time in front of the same place I heard someone say, "Isn't that the place where Tom got food poisoning?"

 

[ALC]

She never was... lol

I know now. She looks it though.

---------- Post added 07.05.2012 at 17:51 ----------

One of my favorite non-sequiturs of a couple years ago was sitting on the sidewalk in front of a cafe and catching someone walking by in mid-paragraph say, "I used to be black..."

Better than the time in front of the same place I heard someone say, "Isn't that the place where Tom got food poisoning?"

lmao. Se he did go back after all.

 

[Nzoric]

so, i might be digging gold in northern norway come this summer. this evening is taking an interesting turn

 

[Delle Alpi]

One hour away from leaving work. Thinking about our season all day today, and still can't believe it that we won. It feels like a dream.

 

[swag]

so, i might be digging gold in northern norway come this summer. this evening is taking an interesting turn

Putting out for the well-heeled laydeez?

You Borriellogigalo dog, you.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Thinking about getting the new IPad... :embarasse

 

[Ford Prefect]

Thinking about falcon punching anyone that ever buys an Ipad.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I know, wayyyyyy too mainstream for you.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I know, wayyyyyy too mainstream for you.

I have an Ipod touch...it serves a purpose. I have a laptop...it serves a purpose. I have books and newspapers....they serve a purpose. I have a ps3 and dvds...they serve a purpose. I am fucking mainstream, its way too stupid for me.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I have an Ipod touch...it serves a purpose. I have a laptop...it serves a purpose. I have books and newspapers....they serve a purpose. I have a ps3 and dvds...they serve a purpose. I am fucking mainstream, its way too stupid for me.

Okay, so tell me why I shouldn't get one. Maybe you can convince me to not waste my money.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Okay, so tell me why I shouldn't get one. Maybe you can convince me to not waste my money.

Why do you need it?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I don't need it, or I would have it already.

 

[IliveForJuve]

Just get the fucking iPad and feel better about yourself.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

+$500 though... That's rough.

 

[Ford Prefect]

I don't need it, or I would have it already.

What do I need to convince you about then? You don't need it, spend the £300-£500 on something actually worth it, that some chinese dude living in chengdu didn't commit suicide after making it.

 

[swag]

+$500 though... That's rough.

So is the toilet paper in a Wal-Mart bathroom, but that doesn't stop most people either.

(Sorry, bum guns haven't made their way to Arkansas yet.)

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

What do I need to convince you about then? You don't need it, spend the £300-£500 on something actually worth it, that some chinese dude living in chengdu didn't commit suicide after making it.

I already have everything I need.

So I'm trying to figure out if I really want this toy.

---------- Post added 07.05.2012 at 20:55 ----------

So is the toilet paper in a Wal-Mart bathroom, but that doesn't stop most people either.

(Sorry, bum guns haven't made their way to Arkansas yet.)

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