Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,257
Maaan!!! I just had the funniest morning ever!
So I was headed to school, just chilling at a bus stop and ready to follow my daily routine. A couple of people were having their morning jog (mind you this is in downtown) before going in their little cubicles for 8 hours. Amongst those runners there was one that stood-out. A fat chick that probably weights as much as me (180lbs) and was around 4'7ft, her height and weight wasn't what made her special. It was the fact that she was running butt-naked, wearing nothing but her socks and sneakers.

Bitch was jiggling, her belly, tits, thighs and ass where jiggling. While she was merrily jiggling there was this old Arab man that was waiting at the same bus stop as me. Dude kept on yelling "Allahu Akbar", "Astarfirullah" and was curing the chick in his native tongue, the man was 'bout 50 years old and he was clearly old-school. Despite being shook senseless, he couldn't get his eyes off the women's rolls.

All the mean while I was dying of laughter because of a fat nudist and an old Arab man. :lol:
 
Apr 15, 2006
56,640
you lost credibility, mang - it's over. :D
:cry:
So is this from the movie Zappa vs. Godzilla? How else can we explain his lips not moving with the words?
That's cos it's YouTube. It's got some crazy AV sync issues. :shifty:
Meanwhile, I have to explain why I really like the Bozzios, Zappa collaborators, doing New Wave trash... :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_UpLtGEWoY
So Sheik, have you ever seen Terry Bozzio perform with rouge and lipstick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IasCZL072fQ

Damn, his wife is kinda hot there though in a strange way...
WHAT. THE. FUCK!!! :shocked:
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
Maaan!!! I just had the funniest morning ever!
So I was headed to school, just chilling at a bus stop and ready to follow my daily routine. A couple of people were having their morning jog (mind you this is in downtown) before going in their little cubicles for 8 hours. Amongst those runners there was one that stood-out. A fat chick that probably weights as much as me (180lbs) and was around 4'7ft, her height and weight wasn't what made her special. It was the fact that she was running butt-naked, wearing nothing but her socks and sneakers.

Bitch was jiggling, her belly, tits, thighs and ass where jiggling. While she was merrily jiggling there was this old Arab man that was waiting at the same bus stop as me. Dude kept on yelling "Allahu Akbar", "Astarfirullah" and was curing the chick in his native tongue, the man was 'bout 50 years old and he was clearly old-school. Despite being shook senseless, he couldn't get his eyes off the women's rolls.

All the mean while I was dying of laughter because of a fat nudist and an old Arab man. :lol:
:lol:
 

ZoSo

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2011
41,656
Maaan!!! I just had the funniest morning ever!
So I was headed to school, just chilling at a bus stop and ready to follow my daily routine. A couple of people were having their morning jog (mind you this is in downtown) before going in their little cubicles for 8 hours. Amongst those runners there was one that stood-out. A fat chick that probably weights as much as me (180lbs) and was around 4'7ft, her height and weight wasn't what made her special. It was the fact that she was running butt-naked, wearing nothing but her socks and sneakers.

Bitch was jiggling, her belly, tits, thighs and ass where jiggling. While she was merrily jiggling there was this old Arab man that was waiting at the same bus stop as me. Dude kept on yelling "Allahu Akbar", "Astarfirullah" and was curing the chick in his native tongue, the man was 'bout 50 years old and he was clearly old-school. Despite being shook senseless, he couldn't get his eyes off the women's rolls.

All the mean while I was dying of laughter because of a fat nudist and an old Arab man. :lol:
:lol: fucking legendary!!!!!!!!
 

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