Maaan!!! I just had the funniest morning ever!
So I was headed to school, just chilling at a bus stop and ready to follow my daily routine. A couple of people were having their morning jog (mind you this is in downtown) before going in their little cubicles for 8 hours. Amongst those runners there was one that stood-out. A fat chick that probably weights as much as me (180lbs) and was around 4'7ft, her height and weight wasn't what made her special. It was the fact that she was running butt-naked, wearing nothing but her socks and sneakers.
Bitch was jiggling, her belly, tits, thighs and ass where jiggling. While she was merrily jiggling there was this old Arab man that was waiting at the same bus stop as me. Dude kept on yelling "Allahu Akbar", "Astarfirullah" and was curing the chick in his native tongue, the man was 'bout 50 years old and he was clearly old-school. Despite being shook senseless, he couldn't get his eyes off the women's rolls.
All the mean while I was dying of laughter because of a fat nudist and an old Arab man.