The heat is fuckin' unbearable here!!! My shorts become wet and sticky just by sitting on a chair for 30 minutes. You can wipe the back of a stamp on my body and it'll be ready to be stuck on an envelope. And I don't even want to get started on my armpits or my crotch.
All this in the MIDDLE OF THE FRIGGIN NIGHT!!! LIKE 2 FRIGGIN' AM FOR GODS SAKE!!!
I hate summer! Fuck summer deep in teh fuckin' ass!