What Are You Doing Right Now? (191 Viewers)

[Quetzalcoatl]

Ask me if I care. Go ahead...I see stuff all day that you have to google search.

Do you really help them try on?

 

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[Nzoric]

How about you tell us about the times a 70 year old lady enters thinking she's a fox and you help her pull on a way too small thong? Does her pubic hair scratch your eyeballs?

 

[ALC]

@Matt I bet they want him too.

@nz ewww

 

[Fred]

Bitch, please. When my cousin got married in Montenegro his father (my uncle) started off the party by emptying his AK into the air. The sheep got so scared they all shat bricks, it smelled so bad during the outdoor reception

Bitch, please, when i last went to Libya, a relative of mine had just recently died so i went to his funeral, and his brothers shot 14.5 mm's in the air. Sound was so fucking loud, all i could hear was a ringing voice in my head for the rest of the day.

 

[Nzoric]

Bitch, please, when i last went to Libya, a relative of mine had just recently died so i went to his funeral, and his brothers shot 14.5 mm's in the air. Sound was so fucking loud, all i could hear was a ringing voice in my head for the rest of the day.

Bitch please, we shoot dead babies up into the air before breakfast.



I've never heard a 14,5mm before - I need to go to Libya asap.

 

[Hust]

Do you really help them try on?

Sometimes, it depends on the girl. Some women don't feel comfortable, it just happens the last two needed me to help them get fitted properly in the fitting room...as in, I measured them and once they had it on had to make sure that the straps fit properly, etc.

just ask one of the girls here, they will tell you. It isn't always easy finding a bra that fits properly, ESPECIALLY as your Cup size gets bigger.

So to answer your question, yes I do.

 

[Nzoric]

And then you fap @ the john. Romantic

 

[Hust]

How about you tell us about the times a 70 year old lady enters thinking she's a fox and you help her pull on a way too small thong? Does her pubic hair scratch your eyeballs?

A few cougars have come in, yes...some hott most of the time that age they aren't. I have had swingers come in looking for "special occassion" wear, etc...dude, I get all kinds of shit here.

The worst was a trio of tranny latino men with boob jobs...I had to go out drinking after that.

 

[Kate]

I just helped a hottie yoga girl buy her bras...32C...size small.


BLOOM!!


haters gonna hate.

That ain't that small.

 

[Fred]

Bitch please, we shoot dead babies up into the air before breakfast.



I've never heard a 14,5mm before - I need to go to Libya asap.

14.5 mms on pick up trucks in every corner in Libya. Those 2 weeks i spent there were crazy, Ak 47's have become so common, they're dirt cheap now. I'm serious, you could get an Ak 47 for around 200$ these days

Fuck Gedaffi man.

 

[Nzoric]

A few cougars have come in, yes...some hott most of the time that age they aren't. I have had swingers come in looking for "special occassion" wear, etc...dude, I get all kinds of shit here.

The worst was a trio of tranny latino men with boob jobs...I had to go out drinking after that.

That is fucking hilarious

 

[Hust]

That ain't that small.

I know.

 

[Nzoric]

14.5 mms on pick up trucks in every corner in Libya. Those 2 weeks i spent there were crazy, Ak 47's have become so common, they're dirt cheap now. I'm serious, you could get an Ak 47 for around 200$ these days

Fuck Gedaffi man.

I won't get into that discussion with you again .

 

[Hust]

No boob is too small for Hustini.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Sometimes, it depends on the girl. Some women don't feel comfortable, it just happens the last two needed me to help them get fitted properly in the fitting room...as in, I measured them and once they had it on had to make sure that the straps fit properly, etc.just ask one of the girls here, they will tell you. It isn't always easy finding a bra that fits properly, ESPECIALLY as your Cup size gets bigger.So to answer your question, yes I do.

Like hook and unhook the bras for them?

 

[Kate]

I know.

I was put off by the "size small". I was jealous, dude. 32C would be my perfection.

 

[Fred]

A few cougars have come in, yes...some hott most of the time that age they aren't. I have had swingers come in looking for "special occassion" wear, etc...dude, I get all kinds of shit here.

The worst was a trio of tranny latino men with boob jobs...I had to go out drinking after that.

Thats disgusting

I won't get into that discussion with you again .

What discussion?

iirc, me and you were always in agreement about Libya.

Anyway, just wanted to make the point that you shouldn't brag about weapons around a Libyan, we've all become Russian weapon experts in the past year or so

 

[Hust]

Like hook and unhook the bras for them?

Yes.

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I was put off by the "size small". I was jealous, dude. 32C would be my perfection.

Nooooooooo I meant panty size kate!!!

 

[Fred]

Have to wake up in 5 hours time and go start on this group project with my colleagues. Fuck this shit, i really am not in the mood.

 

[Kate]

Yes.

---------- Post added 24.02.2012 at 19:36 ----------



Nooooooooo I meant panty size kate!!!

Ahh, ok. Small is tiny tiny when it comes to ass!