What Are You Doing Right Now? (172 Viewers)

[.zero]

You concentrate on kiddie fiddling.

We prefer to stick to hassling sheep.

Very particular pastimes you folks have

 

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[Red]

Very particular pastimes you folks have

Welcome to the very odd world of Scottish football.

 

[Ford Prefect]

Eurgh, no shops had Chai in stock so I had to buy Assam as an alternative. It takes like English tea (which is fucking horrible) had a child with a bucket of vomit. Eurgh.

The bane of living in a student city, everyone loves Chai.

 

[JuveJay]

Not sure about this being so busy I don't have any real time to come on Juventuz bullshit.

 

[Kate]

You seem to be a very angry man, Sam.

 

[.zero]

Welcome to the very odd world of Scottish football.

Fascinating really

Watching a Scottish football match live is now on my bucket list

Eurgh, no shops had Chai in stock so I had to buy Assam as an alternative. It takes like English tea (which is fucking horrible) had a child with a bucket of vomit. Eurgh.

The bane of living in a student city, everyone loves Chai.

tough living eh?

 

[Bozi]

You concentrate on kiddie fiddling.

We prefer to stick to hassling sheep.

no thats just the Hibs supporting player we had

quite funny the other week when we played Rangers and they took our wee ditty about "the hearts are having a party,the hibs are in their beds" and used to it pass on their upstanding and no-way sectarian vioews on "the bears are having a party,the fenians shagging weins"

 

[Bozi]

Eurgh, no shops had Chai in stock so I had to buy Assam as an alternative. It takes like English tea (which is fucking horrible) had a child with a bucket of vomit. Eurgh.

The bane of living in a student city, everyone loves Chai.

assam is tremendous,nice dark and strong tea...not the pish water most folk drink

Fascinating really

Watching a Scottish football match live is now on my bucket list



tough living eh?

better put it at the end as it will make you lose the will to live

 

[.zero]

better put it at the end as it will make you lose the will to live

 

[Red]

Fascinating really

Watching a Scottish football match live is now on my bucket list

I wouldn't bother.

Most games are deeply depressing.

 

[Red]

Can't see it getting the go ahead:

Will probably depend on whether TV insists the game goes ahead.

 

[.zero]

No sporting event can be more depressing than watching a bunch of inbred white trash watch men in unitards pretend to beat each other up or watching cars drive in circles for about 6 hours

 

[Bozi]

well i would normally say "pity,not much else on Tv on a monday" but well,i was expecting a shite game anyway

 

[Bozi]

No sporting event can be more depressing than watching a bunch of inbred white trash watch men in unitards pretend to beat each other up or watching cars drive in circles for about 6 hours

but those rednecks at least get to drink beer at these things...us Scots...em.....well,we can't be trusted

 

[.zero]

well i would normally say "pity,not much else on Tv on a monday" but well,i was expecting a shite game anyway

This gives you more time to "practice" using the "inverted left hand" method

 

[Bozi]

actually that is a damning verdict on our society when even rednecks are viewed higher up the ladder of basic human self-control

 

[Ford Prefect]

You seem to be a very angry man, Sam.

Hmmm, if you read everything I say in the tone of ben goldacre or charlie brooker or any guardian columnist it may seem different. I use 'swear' words differently to most people.

Also I don't see the point in talking about the things that make me happy...I like pointing out whats wrong with things.

To be honest, most of my friends point it out. A recent quote from one of my friends - "sam the essence of what you just said to me is 'i make some friends and get rid of them and then more turn up, what the fuck?'...you are an angry man"

tough living eh?

Damn straight!

 

[Red]

No sporting event can be more depressing than watching a bunch of inbred white trash watch men in unitards pretend to beat each other up or watching cars drive in circles for about 6 hours

The physicality, the pointless running around and the monotony probably mean the SPL could be considered some sort of wrestling-motor racing hybrid.

 

[.zero]

actually that is a damning verdict on our society when even rednecks are viewed higher up the ladder of basic human self-control

Very true

where did it go wrong?

 

[Ford Prefect]

assam is tremendous,nice dark and strong tea...not the pish water most folk drink

, I want chai.