I want to punch a baby right in its face.

hear that brother.
My stomach decided that eating 4 big scotch bonnet chillies (spiciest caribbean chilies...up there with szechuan chillies - Most Scotch Bonnets have a heat rating of 100,000–350,000 Scoville Units. For comparison, most jalapeño peppers have a heat rating of 2,500 to 8,000 on the Scoville scale.) in my salad last night was a great idea and had a really loud conversation about it with anyone that wanted to listen during my lecture this morning.
Haven;t been that embarassed for a while.