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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,833
in yer homeport of the chic of ago, beached whales to yer heart's delight in all colors and colorful smells matey waiting on the stomy crew vessel to stage an abordage of castaway's on north ave beach arrrrrr
Aye, smell what ye sardine trawler brought in! :eyepatch:

is it ok if he puts his bike in your trunk?
Careful. I think that's how they propose marriage in the Netherlands.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
83,206
This guy i use to have sex with without the whole relationship thing. Wants to meet me to show his house, but i dont want to now but maybe in a few months time i will
What to do guys?
Ride dat shit like a 17-hour-plane-ride-from-NY-to-Dubai-on-Emirates-in-coach-class-sitting-next-to-an-annoying-middle-eastern-family-with-a-terrorist-looking-father-and-his-beaten-down-wife-and-their-3-kids-crying-and-scream-non-stop-like-someone-is-murdering-them

in yer homeport of the chic of ago, beached whales to yer heart's delight in all colors and colorful smells matey waiting on the stomy crew vessel to stage an abordage of castaway's on north ave beach arrrrrr
:lol:

:lol:

It is the sex with him was the best i ever had :stuckup:

I want to wait but he wants sex for sure. I want to meet him in November or so?
Don't make me repeat it
 

Kate

Moderator
Feb 7, 2011
18,595
Ride dat shit like a 17-hour-plane-ride-from-NY-to-Dubai-on-Emirates-in-coach-class-sitting-next-to-an-annoying-middle-eastern-family-with-a-terrorist-looking-father-and-his-beaten-down-wife-and-their-3-kids-crying-and-scream-non-stop-like-someone-is-murdering-them
This, definitely this.
 

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