What Are You Doing Right Now? (157 Viewers)

[.zero]

No, birthday

Hooray!

happy bday from the warmest, most engorged part of my pants

 

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[IrishZebra]

Your butthole ?

thanks.

 

[Byrone]

Can someone tell me where you deactivate facebook? It used to be under account settings & for the life of me, i can't find it. I had a nice stalking session & i wanna have my peace now.

 

[.zero]

Your butthole ?

thanks.

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mah deck!

 

[.zero]

Can someone tell me where you deactivate facebook? It used to be under account settings & for the life of me, i can't find it. I had a nice stalking session & i wanna have my peace now.

Are you going off the grid again?

you seem to go through this same cycle every 6 months or so

 

[Byrone]

Are you going off the grid again?

you seem to go through this same cycle every 6 months or so

No, just not a fan of facebook unless i can stalk somebody. Help me, bitch!

 

[.zero]

No, just not a fan of facebook unless i can stalk somebody. Help me, bitch!

I don't use FB so I can't help you

just google it!

 

[Byrone]

I don't use FB so I can't help you

just google it!

Quit your job & go back to a convenience store!

 

[.zero]

Quit your job & go back to a convenience store!

I'll splooge in your slushie

 

[Byrone]

I'll splooge in your slushie

I wasn't expecting anything less but seriously your protein slushies are the best.

 

[IrishZebra]

My cousin txted me to ask me to pick her up from the airport, I rang her an laughed down the phone at her and went back to reading Papillion.

 

[Byrone]

My cousin txted me to ask me to pick her up from the airport, I rang her an laughed down the phone at her and went back to reading Papillion.

What a gentleman you are.

 

[IrishZebra]

What a gentleman you are.

She's no lady

 

[.zero]

My cousin txted me to ask me to pick her up from the airport, I rang her an laughed down the phone at her and went back to reading Papillion.

Lockerbie?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

wrong country, where my homies at

 

[swag]

Soooooo sad to be leaving the chi town

Hope my original hometown peeps treated you well.

Yay one day until I'm old

:depressed

This just in: Old - 1 is still old, Holmes.

Yeah i saw that of Pukkelpop! Some fucked up shit, my friends where there last year!

That would never happen in Belgium.

No Sheik as a member of Sheikism i only like goats, gitars and indian food, man loving is not allowed!

Even half-man/half-goat Escape Goats?

Time for a meeting.:depressed

Then some karaoke with my slant eyed colleagues.

Nothing better than hanging out with 57 Kims and not one of them is a chick.

No, just not a fan of facebook unless i can stalk somebody. Help me, bitch!

You, sir, are using FB in the proper manner.

I'll splooge in your slushie

So that's why the slushie machines in 7-Elevens are no longer waist-high.

 

[IrishZebra]

Even my grammar is failing with my impending senility

 

[.zero]

wrong country, where my homies at

Damn, I was close

So that's why the slushie machines in 7-Elevens are no longer waist-high.

Right


and so if any Miccoli's wander in the owners don't run the risk of them falling in

 

[swag]

So B, try this on your employer party: tell them that you agree that Koreans are the superior Asian race, but that they're just jealous of the Japanese because the Japs really invented everything and the Koreans just want to take credit for it after stealing it all.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

or just cut to the chase and say that koreans are the blacks of japan