What Are You Doing Right Now? (209 Viewers)

[Itztli]

Sup everyone.

 

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[Kate]

Nothing. Had to sit through a 45 minute "training session" this morning on how to use the photocopier. He showed us how to print something. It was amazing.

 

[Martin]

Nothing. Had to sit through a 45 minute "training session" this morning on how to use the photocopier. He showed us how to print something. It was amazing.

Did you get a certificate?

 

[Kate]

Did you get a certificate?

No. Cheap bastards.

 

[swag]

Sup everyone.

Hey, how do I know you're not some robot that posts this every morning here? (Lucky for you I'm not going to card you for double posting. )

Nothing. Had to sit through a 45 minute "training session" this morning on how to use the photocopier. He showed us how to print something. It was amazing.

Did you applaud?

 

[ALC]

No. Cheap bastards.

You'd think it would be easy to have one template and then make copies of them. I'm disappointed with your employers.

 

[Itztli]

Hey, how do I know you're not some robot that posts this every morning here? (Lucky for you I'm not going to card you for double posting. )

I'll change my tune.

 

[Kate]

Did you applaud?

I wish I had thought of it. He was pretty pissed off with my colleague and I by the end of it, simply because we were asking a sensible question and he didn't want to try to answer it. He did show us how to block user access, though, so when I get back after lunch the first thing I am doing is blocking this dude I have a feud with.

You'd think it would be easy to have one template and then make copies of them. I'm disappointed with your employers.

It was outside company, but my employer wouldn't have either. My friend in another department had to prepare a business case over something that cost $5 the other day.

 

[Bezzy]

Time to go home

 

[Martin]

I wish I had thought of it. He was pretty pissed off with my colleague and I by the end of it, simply because we were asking a sensible question and he didn't want to try to answer it. He did show us how to block user access, though, so when I get back after lunch the first thing I am doing is blocking this dude I have a feud with.

What kind of feud? Like angry notes?

 

[ALC]

I wish I had thought of it. He was pretty pissed off with my colleague and I by the end of it, simply because we were asking a sensible question and he didn't want to try to answer it. He did show us how to block user access, though, so when I get back after lunch the first thing I am doing is blocking this dude I have a feud with.



It was outside company, but my employer wouldn't have either. My friend in another department had to prepare a business case over something that cost $5 the other day.

Hah, that's pretty intense.

 

[Kate]

What kind of feud? Like angry notes?

It's a long story. He does not technically work here anymore, but he thinks we owe him some sort of preferential treatment. It started when he sent me about six or seven emails, asking me to print them, one of which had an 80 page attachment. I said no, and he got his knickers twisted in a "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?" sort of way, and that was the end of it. He tries to sneak personal mail into the departmental mail, he stole our photocopier code so he could do his personal business with departmental funds, and if it were anyone else I wouldn't give a shit, but he's an arsehole.

At Christmas he made a huge show of giving everyone a Christmas card but me, it's that sort of a feud now.

 

[Martin]

It's a long story. He does not technically work here anymore, but he thinks we owe him some sort of preferential treatment. It started when he sent me about six or seven emails, asking me to print them, one of which had an 80 page attachment. I said no, and he got his knickers twisted in a "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?" sort of way, and that was the end of it. He tries to sneak personal mail into the departmental mail, he stole our photocopier code so he could do his personal business with departmental funds, and if it were anyone else I wouldn't give a shit, but he's an arsehole.

At Christmas he made a huge show of giving everyone a Christmas card but me, it's that sort of a feud now.

Christmas cards, this guy doesn't do half measures

 

[Kate]

Christmas cards, this guy doesn't do half measures

I'm sure he thought I cried about it

 

[Martin]

I'm sure he thought I cried about it

He doesn't know you at all

 

[swag]

I wish I had thought of it. He was pretty pissed off with my colleague and I by the end of it, simply because we were asking a sensible question and he didn't want to try to answer it. He did show us how to block user access, though, so when I get back after lunch the first thing I am doing is blocking this dude I have a feud with.

It would have been far more polite than holding your cigarette lighters or mobile phones in the air and screaming "More!!!!"

It's a long story. He does not technically work here anymore, but he thinks we owe him some sort of preferential treatment. It started when he sent me about six or seven emails, asking me to print them, one of which had an 80 page attachment. I said no, and he got his knickers twisted in a "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?" sort of way, and that was the end of it. He tries to sneak personal mail into the departmental mail, he stole our photocopier code so he could do his personal business with departmental funds, and if it were anyone else I wouldn't give a shit, but he's an arsehole.

Just scan it and post it on the Web for him. That will teach him.

 

[IrishZebra]

What kind of gaylord gives out Christmas cards

 

[Kate]

What kind of gaylord gives out Christmas cards

I know! Everyone else gives us proper presents.

 

[Martin]

I know! Everyone else gives us proper presents.

Your avatar looks like someone who didn't get a Christmas card.

 

[JuveJay]

Motherfucker, next person at work who fucks me about gets a virtual hand axe to the face, fuck.