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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Hey Byrone and Gabe.

PS: Gabe, that name-change was unnecessary! Motorhead was such a nice username!
Agreed on that.

So while i was in angola, i had to meet up with a client at his house. Every time i got there, his annoying kid would do some really demonic & retarded shit. This past monday i setup my laptop with documents & some expensive demo stock in the lounge area. Like an idiot i didn't take the kid seriously when he told me he was gonna fuck up my day (the little shit really said that) & while i was discussing business with his dad the kid was running up & down the area. The demon child unhooked the hose pipe, opened the tap on full blast & ran into the lounge with the hose pipe. He sprayed the entire place with water, he damaged everything, the persian rug, the expensive demo stock, the 50 inch sony led & not to mention how drenched we were.

His dad gave him a solid ass kickin, i just wish i was there to lend a hand. Other than that it was a success, i got more than i bargained for but at least i scored big time.
That is one messed up story with a kid. I still don't understand how you can blow an LED TV and a Persian rug and still say it was a score. You trafficking heroin now?

I just opened a jar of pickles and there was a pube in them. My weekend is starting out wonderfully.
:sick: Oh my.

Because cyberbullying is worse than regular bullying.

I was thinking more this Memphis:



That said, sorry I missed the Skype up. My interview ran long. It was a lunch interview with three people, and the third person couldn't show up until late. I'm not sure how well it went, because by the time the third person came around he asked the same questions I had already answered with the other two -- so those two suddenly got shiftless and had to take off. Not sure if it was because I sucked as an interviewee or if they heard it before and had to get to their next meetings.

Meh. We shall see. Not a bad interview, but not overly positive either.

So then I get home and it's stuffy inside. I open the front door to let some air in before I try to get on Skype. A dove is perched outside just at the top of the door frame, freaks out from me opening the door, and flies into the house. I end up chasing it with a broom through the kitchen, into the living room, etc. And as it enters each room, the retarded bird heads straight for the glass windows where there's light outside and slams its head each time. I finally corner it in my kitchen sink, where it is spazzing from a repeated series of heart attacks plus whacking itself in the head a good 7-8 times. Brush it along until it finally heads for one of doors I opened. I would open a window, and the damn thing would head straight for the glass part!

So yeah...kind of preoccupied and too late for the Skype drinkathon...
 

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