What Are You Doing Right Now? (452 Viewers)

[Bezzy]

God, how does any man stay with you...

who can resist such a beautiful woman as me

Lol, what festival did you go to?

it is freedom day we celebrate our freedom today
so in every town is a free festival today with music and everything

 

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[Kate]

Kate where is you 3k dedication thread

and how are you all i am a little tired after an other festival day without eating
i want to weight myself but i am scared i did gain some weight instead of losing some

I am holding out for a bigger number, ladycake.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

who can resist such a beautiful woman as me


it is freedom day we celebrate our freedom today
so in every town is a free festival today with music and everything

So you are Mexican?

 

[Bezzy]

I am holding out for a bigger number, ladycake.

all right i can't wait to read yours fruitcake

So you are Mexican?

wish i was but i am to blond for those :superhapp

 

[swag]

So you are Mexican?

Andale, arriba, arriba, mothafukkas.

 

[Kate]

all right i can't wait to read yours fruitcake

Me neither, it's going to be big. And fruitcake, I like that.

 

[Bezzy]

Me neither, it's going to be big. And fruitcake, I like that.

here you have your signature

 

[Enron]

Andale, arriba, arriba, mothafukkas.

Makes me want to drown myself in Silly-water and wake up in my own vomit.

 

[swag]

Makes me want to drown myself in Silly-water and wake up in my own vomit.

Makes me want to stumble upon several strangled, mutilated bodies killed execution-style in the desert. :sick:

 

[Enron]

Makes me want to stumble upon several strangled, mutilated bodies killed execution-style in the desert. :sick:

Must have been some Cinco de Mayo.

 

[swag]

Must have been some Cinco de Mayo.

More like Cinco de Matar.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Cinco de Maher

 

[swag]

Cinco de Mayo actually celebrates the Mexican state of Puebla's "F$*# the French!" accomplishments. I can drink a margarita to that.

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Why not? It's not big enough?

Its not on big one,they are scattered little bastards

Yeah dog. You need to get them shits out, otherwise your talking about fucking your shit further. And then once them buggers are the fuck outta your neighborhood, you need to a goddamned lifestyle chance. Kidney stones twice in three years? Stop drinking the gatorade, breakfast lunch and dinner.

I know man,i just got back after seeing the specialist about this,and now i have a list of things i gotta change...i cannot change my eating habbits,that's too much to ask

What's the risk of them coming back Woody? I have you feel beter soon bro!

A big one,if i dont follow the list,but i think i'll get rid on the for once and all..cheers bro!

 

[swag]

Did they break it up with ultrasound first, Woody?

 

[WΏΏdy?]

Did they break it up with ultrasound first, Woody?

No breaking yet,it was just an investigation to determine what to do next

That's what you get for having threesomes with squint chinese virgins. Seriously, get that shit out asap!

Well at least i didnt bang my head in between those legs and lose all my hair

 

[Byrone]

Well at least i didnt bang my head in between those legs and lose all my hair

No, no! My hair was stripped because it got stuck in some hot Lebanese guys dingle berries.

Where's the eighth wonder of the world known as Deneb lately?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Byrone, when did you start balding though?

 

[Byrone]

Five years ago, when i was working in the corporate environment with constant stress & anxiety.

 

[Zé Tahir]

I just bought a windbreaker from the Nike store but I grabbed a different one from the one I tried on but it fits differently