Dude, look at the positives! You can cook your food on the hood of a car & you don't need to convince girls to dress like sluts because it's boiling hot!
I only have one cup & the cup is 350ml. Little more than the average amount in a soda can. I think three cups is pushing it unless you're gonna down 10L of water a day.
Just drink green tea one day & don't have anything else in the next hour. You'll notice how your throat becomes dry & starts to itch.