What Are You Doing Right Now? (232 Viewers)

[GordoDeCentral]

swag, that's insane. Though sadly not surprising.



Halifax, Nova Scotia.

canada? ewwww

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Kate]

canada? ewwww

I know, full of losers

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I guess if there's one good thing about Texas, it's got no shortage of parents willing to put their teenage daughters on T&A display. My wife said the two options of where to eat Friday night in town were Hooters and Bone Daddy's (what she called "Boner Daddy's"). Either way, no matter what you get, it comes with a side order of teenage tits in short-shorts.

btw thought of you reading this earlier http://soccerlens.com/benfica-1-2-fc-porto-benfica-hand-porto-portuguese-title-on-a-plate/67963/

 

[Bjerknes]

75 is ideal temp for me

Not in early April. Mate, that's just Cadley.

Its 64 and windy here today

but that humidity makes it feel like 80

Humidity pisses me off, except for when it arrives in conjunction with severe weather.

You know the best way to clean up a Texan day care center?

Send a tornado through it.

I applied to graduate school earlier this year, and while I haven't received my letter yet, I fear the surprise has been ruined for me as I just logged into my workstation and seen that I now have the permissions to register for classes and pay tuition

By which I mean, SQUEE! I got accepted to grad school

Congratulazione.

Texas is the Reason post of the day...

So my wife comes back from a gig in Dallas on Friday & Saturday. She does these communication trainings on the side for an agency based in NYC that has a lot of Jews on its staff. The brother of the owner lives in Dallas.

So she hears stories of what life is like as a Jew living in Texas. The guy's 16-year-old daughter had friends in high school who told them they couldn't be friends anymore since she's going to hell. And the guy literally had people straight-faced tell him, surprised when they found out he was Jewish, that, "I thought Jews had horns."

Go Texas Christians.

If the Midwest are the "vowel states", Texas is the Bowel State.

But they DO HAVE HORNS!

btw thought of you reading this earlier http://soccerlens.com/benfica-1-2-fc-porto-benfica-hand-porto-portuguese-title-on-a-plate/67963/

Forza Villas Boas.

 

[.zero]

Quick poll:

Who wins in a fight to the death?

A) Peter, Paul and Mary
B) Tony, Toni, Tone
C) Fleetwood Mac
D) Raffi

 

[Lapa]

Are you saying those girls have been touched by the lord?

 

[Kate]

Quick poll:

Who wins in a fight to the death?

A) Peter, Paul and Mary
B) Tony, Toni, Tone
C) Fleetwood Mac
D) Raffi

Raffi.

 

[Bezzy]

B

Im off to sleep so smell you all later

 

[X Æ A-12]

Quick poll:

Who wins in a fight to the death?

A) Peter, Paul and Mary
B) Tony, Toni, Tone
C) Fleetwood Mac
D) Raffi

Anyone but Fleetwood Mac

 

[Kate]

B

Im off to sleep so smell you all later

Night, lady.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

B

Im off to sleep so smell you all later

Tell your uncle Phil I said, "hello."

 

[Bozi]

Anyone but Fleetwood Mac

man they were all so fucked up on coke they could have taken on the world and won,shit i bet Mick Fleetwood doesn't even feel pain anymore

 

[.zero]

These are definitely interesting results

 

[KB824]

I would say Fleetwood Mac, if only for the reason that Stevie Nicks, Circa 1977-1981, was my first true crush

 

[Kate]

But Raffi has the beluga.

 

[Bozi]

I would say Fleetwood Mac, if only for the reason that Stevie Nicks, Circa 1977-1981, was my first true crush

and now we have Charlie Sheen to outstrip the craziness

 

[KB824]

and now we have Charlie Sheen to outstrip the craziness

Well, apparently, I bombed in my first two comedy shows in Detroit and Chicago

 

[Bozi]

aye but you already have their money

WINNING

 

[.zero]

There are definitely some interesting points being made here

especially the baby beluga point

 

[KB824]

I wonder how many people had to google A and/or B for this poll