What Are You Doing Right Now? (221 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's Panhandlian slang for, "sucking each other off."

That's slang for dem Silver Bullets, or them Coors Lights.

As long as it ain't your mom on the hood of her Dodge mini-van.

My mom drives a Mini Cooper S you son of a bitch.

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[swag]

My mom drives a Mini Cooper S you son of a bitch.

That's "you" as in the general case, not you personally.

Not that I've seen the backseat of her Mini or anything.

 

[Bjerknes]

Dawn has a manly voice. She shall rape you.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

do you ever use the expression crack of dawn then

 

[Bjerknes]

Thunder thighs? Yeah, possible, mate.

But now you best fuck off sharpish mate before the old Burkey comes a callin'.

 

[Klin]

my almost 3 years old relationship with my GF is in the edge right now,since she is mostly going to Australia to continues her study,she has changed a lot in these past few months,ive noticed this weird changing but i tried to ignore it until yesterday night i asked her to accompany me to Starbuck after bought donuts and 2 cup of fucking capuccino,we began a serious conversation,she told me that she wants us to break for a while,no 3rd person involved but he fear during her study in Australia,mean thousand miles apart from me could fading our feeling and she is not sure about the ending regarding "marriage thing" it could be very hurt to feel,i told her to think positive,but still id like to make her the happiest woman in the world but if she has such a negative thinking,i think it would be better to approve her wish to break for a while,who knows being alone she can refresh and we could be together again,God knows better.
We have an excellent relationship during this almost 3 years time if you would like to know,No sex seriously and her family knowing me well,im her bro's Chinese language tutor too because her mom asked me to.and thing to consider,we used to have a almost 10 months Long distance relationship when i was in University.

What would you suggest? Thanks bros

A woman that wants a break is never a good thing mate, especially after a 3 year relationship like yours. As hard as it may feel for you, I think it's better to let her go. Who knows, if it is meant to be, you both will find a way to work around it. Personally, I find it hard to be along such a woman again after she tells me to take a break.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Thunder thighs? Yeah, possible, mate.

But now you best fuck off sharpish mate before the old Burkey comes a callin'.

dude i got mc d's nuggets basketball and pancakes, i am fucking golden

 

[GordoDeCentral]

oh and albertware i say you slice that bitch up if you cant have her then no one else can

 

[Bjerknes]

dude i got mc d's nuggets basketball and pancakes, i am fucking golden

Yeah but you strapped with a Mac10, niggaz wanna check it, you thirsty for action.

 

[Bjerknes]

oh and albertware i say you slice that bitch up if you cant have her then no one else can

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Yeah but you strapped with a Mac10, niggaz wanna check it, you thirsty for action.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJXildJRHl4

mac10? beat gettin more green than that nigga st patrick

 

[Salvo]

Just found out a kid from my school, cool guy, he is 15, represented Aus in Basketball for the U17, looks like he has a bright future.

 

[Bisco]

A woman that wants a break is never a good thing mate, especially after a 3 year relationship like yours. As hard as it may feel for you, I think it's better to let her go. Who knows, if it is meant to be, you both will find a way to work around it. Personally, I find it hard to be along such a woman again after she tells me to take a break.

i second that too albert!

sorry to hear about this bro but she is def not the last chick in the world. my ex broke up with me 3 times with the third being her lucky charm now when i look back i realize i should've dumped her sorry ass the first time she hinted at wanting to break up, instead i carried on and swallowed what ever remained of my pride and trust me once the chick feels u r head over heals for her she looses a lot of respect and emotion for u ( hence why the relationship never returns to how it was even if u two stay together)

in yr case if yr chick does'nt treasure u to the degree she is willing to go thru a long distance relationship bec u r some one who deserves the effort then she can piss off away. u will be fine bro trust me we've all been thru that and we emerged perfectly fine ( a little hornier than before but we survived )


another scenerio would be klins and yamens where u do break up and if its meant to be u end up together ( also swag's opinion here applies bec if u dont see a future with her then u better dodge the bullet) i personally would'nt get back with my ex even though i tried and she owned me ( second mistake i regret)

anyway cheer up and hopefully things work out for the best for u.

if u break up there is always B and salvo

 

[Bisco]

just got back from my midterm and i'm grateful it was'nt as bad as i pictured it minimum damage was sustained.

 

[Byrone]

my almost 3 years old relationship with my GF is in the edge right now,since she is mostly going to Australia to continues her study,she has changed a lot in these past few months,ive noticed this weird changing but i tried to ignore it until yesterday night i asked her to accompany me to Starbuck after bought donuts and 2 cup of fucking capuccino,we began a serious conversation,she told me that she wants us to break for a while,no 3rd person involved but he fear during her study in Australia,mean thousand miles apart from me could fading our feeling and she is not sure about the ending regarding "marriage thing" it could be very hurt to feel,i told her to think positive,but still id like to make her the happiest woman in the world but if she has such a negative thinking,i think it would be better to approve her wish to break for a while,who knows being alone she can refresh and we could be together again,God knows better.
We have an excellent relationship during this almost 3 years time if you would like to know,No sex seriously and her family knowing me well,im her bro's Chinese language tutor too because her mom asked me to.and thing to consider,we used to have a almost 10 months Long distance relationship when i was in University.

What would you suggest? Thanks bros

Sorry Al. Really, looks like you're the one clinging on for dear life. You should ask yourself, who's doing most of the work in this relationship? You seem to be way more into her than she is into you. No point in trying to hang on, she's already made up her mind. At least she has the decency to make up an excuse rather than string you along. She obviously wants to explore new horizons without you, time you move along.

As Ahmed said, there's always sunshine at the end of the tunnel because you have me & Salvo.

But on a serious note, don't look at this as a curse but rather as a blessing. Now you get to find out who you are without a gf. Having a gf doesn't define who you are or where you'll go.

 

[Byrone]

just got back from my midterm and i'm grateful it was'nt as bad as i pictured it minimum damage was sustained.

D- ?

 

[Bisco]

D- ?

on a good day a C but knowing how i tend to choke in the finals i say a D would be an a reason to celebrate

 

[Byrone]

on a good day a C but knowing how i tend to choke in the finals i say a D would be an a reason to celebrate

That's my boy.

Do they ever catch any students cheating?

I don't miss uni at all, apart from the constant parties & girls that are morally bunkrupt.

 

[Snoop]

tell me about it deneb! sadly in this part of the world sunday is the beginning of the week

You should convert to Christianity then

 

[Bisco]

That's my boy.

Do they ever catch any students cheating?

I don't miss uni at all, apart from the constant parties & girls that are morally bunkrupt.

Yup there are a few who cheat but cheating has never been my style although i did it once bec every one else was doing the same thing only difference was i opened my text book while they had small pieces of papers even when i cheat i tend to do it in style

well i hate uni but as of recently ( specially after witnessing how my friends are crushed at work) i'm starting to enjoy it not to mention i get access to a lot of chicks sth they dont get very often now bec all the chicks they meet one to tie the classic ball and chain to them while i can go around scouting potential targets


off course goes with out saying i cant wait for the day i graduate i've had enough of this phase of life which has proven disastrous for me not to mention my parents have spent a pile of money on my uni its about time i grow some balls and finish this up