What Are You Doing Right Now? (2,420 Viewers)

[Martin]

i got in a week and half ago, after spending 2 months there ( the longest i stayed ever since i went to uni)

Aah, to spend your summers in Saudi.

 

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[.zero]

About 17%

Oh no!

What is causing such low performance? And how can I mitigate it?

Some company pabx company is sending some of it's finest female sales folk to demonstrate some new office equipment.

Waiting in anticipation.

Afterwards you should demonstrate your “office equipment” on dem fine ladies.

Just don’t be like Dusan and try to talk to chicks with your mouth full of bacon and pizza

Got an telephonic interview scheduled for tomorrow... Time to witness another rejection

That’s the spirit!!

You talking about Matri scoring? Or was it that we were in Mumbai when that match was played?

Both

 

[Bisco]

Saudi hubby boys.

Apparently it's the same chicks that were at a launch i was at.

http://www.juventuz.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=39701&d=1257362327



Yes he has standards & Ahmed applies the toilet test to accept potential victims.

B they are hotness!!!!!!!!!!!! damn its times like these i wish my dad owned a petrol station or we had land that had barrels and barrels of oil underneath it

I'm the husband GODDAMMIT!!

Unemployment is awesome, I wish I could stay like this forever

tell me about it asif!! thats the dream sadly money makes the world go around

 

[Martin]

Oh no!

What is causing such low performance? And how can I mitigate it?

You can send over some complimentary stuff (whatever you get at the office).

 

[Bisco]

Aah, to spend your summers in Saudi.

not exactly a place to plan on visiting in the summer but what can i do my parents stayed there in the summer so i had to go to them instead of it being the other way around.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Both

That was a legendary night! That's like the most drunk I've got EVER!

 

[Martin]

not exactly a place to plan on visiting in the summer but what can i do my parents stayed there in the summer so i had to go to them instead of it being the other way around.

Is it even hotter there than in Cairo?

Btw have you ever seen rain? I found out a few months ago that the city in the world with the least rain is Luxor. Cairo was number 2.

 

[Byrone]

I'm the husband GODDAMMIT!!

Unemployment is awesome, I wish I could stay like this forever

Fired for stealing office stationary again?

Afterwards you should demonstrate your “office equipment” on dem fine ladies.

Just don’t be like Dusan and try to talk to chicks with your mouth full of bacon and pizza

That really is something Dusan would do.

Nah, some of them are my friends. Besides if i try anything, they'll just rat me out & tell the other girls about my past.

Nothing wrong with imagining something hot though.

B they are hotness!!!!!!!!!!!! damn its times like these i wish my dad owned a petrol station or we had land that had barrels and barrels of oil underneath it



You could always divorce your parents & apply for adoption.

tell me about it asif!! thats the dream sadly money makes the world go around

 

[icemaη]

Fired for stealing office stationary again?

Whats wrong with stealing office stationary?

 

[Martin]

Whats wrong with stealing office stationary?

Byrone pays for that stuff, he's the boss

 

[Byrone]

Whats wrong with stealing office stationary?

Nothing. It's the right thing to do until you get caught.

 

[icemaη]

Byrone pays for that stuff, he's the boss

He steals a container load of them from the sea port

Nothing. It's the right thing to do until you get caught.

Glad you think that way.

 

[Byrone]

Did you guys here about that shoplifter that hid in a dumpster & got crushed?

 

[Byrone]

Byrone pays for that stuff, he's the boss

Especially when i make my employees pay for their own stuff.

He steals a container load of them from the sea port



Glad you think that way.

Refer to my answer above.

 

[icemaη]

Did you guys here about that shoplifter that hid in a dumpster & got crushed?

Seriously? Thats crazy...

 

[Byrone]

Seriously? Thats crazy...

For real. The idiot even called 911 for assistance.

 

[The Curr]

I just found out this morning that I've been entered into a 5-a-side league that starts this evening. I haven't played football in weeks. This isn't going to go well.

 

[Byrone]

There's this mouse that continuously runs unto my office & always stares at me. I've tried every damn thing to get rid of the rodent.

 

[Bjerknes]

Rewriting a killer cover letter.

 

[Byrone]

Here it is, Asif.

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20100924/img/pwl-hiding-shoplifter-crush-6b53bd4f1bf2.html