What Are You Doing Right Now? (216 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What? Are you serious?

Of course, the Italians and South Americans should all be eradicated.

 

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[Martin]

Jewish clients don't leave money on a table, you should know this.

Nah, left that some time ago. Doing what i do best, import/export.

No dodgy business, sorry to disappoint, Martin.

Import/Export sounds like the epitome of corruption How many times a week do you pay off customs officials?

 

[Byrone]

Import/Export sounds like the epitome of corruption How many times a week do you pay off customs officials?

It kinda is.

I don't pay them off. I entertain them at fine restaurants, strip clubs & night clubs. I'd provide them with ladies of pleasure if i could but they don't take credit cards & i need invoices for tax purposes.

There's one particular customs official that gets the red carpet treatment, because he handles containers that haven't been claimed.They have monthly blind auctions & sometimes you end up with ferrari's one one container or one filled with barbies. You never know.

 

[Martin]

It kinda is.

I don't pay them off. I entertain them at fine restaurants, strip clubs & night clubs. I'd provide them with ladies of pleasure if i could but they don't take credit cards & i need invoices for tax purposes.

There's one particular customs official that gets the red carpet treatment, because he handles containers that haven't been claimed.They have monthly blind auctions & sometimes you end up with ferrari's one one container or one filled with barbies. You never know.

So what is the movie called?

 

[.zero]

It kinda is.

I don't pay them off. I entertain them at fine restaurants, strip clubs & night clubs. I'd provide them with ladies of pleasure if i could but they don't take credit cards & i need invoices for tax purposes.

There's one particular customs official that gets the red carpet treatment, because he handles containers that haven't been claimed.They have monthly blind auctions & sometimes you end up with ferrari's one one container or one filled with barbies. You never know.

You avatar is making my pants go crazy. I have no idea why and its only 815am!

 

[Byrone]

So what is the movie called?

What are you on about?

I kid you not, this shit happens. What i do isn't illegal, besides i don't give them anything tangible in the sense that it can be traced.

Would you like to hear how they crush exotic cars like lamborghini's & ferrari's?

You avatar is making my pants go crazy. I have no idea why and its only 815am!

Tell Dru jr its too early for that, its still sleepy time.

 

[Martin]

What are you on about?

I kid you not, this shit happens. What i do isn't illegal, besides i don't give them anything tangible in the sense that it can be traced.

Would you like to hear how they crush exotic cars like lamborghini's & ferrari's?

Why would they do that?

 

[V]

As a systematic thing, I haven't tested it enough to claim that it solves the problem or doesn't.

As a singular "medication" to address the current symptom, it's not convincingly effective. A lot of people will tell you don't do anything physically stressful like that right before bed, some say not even after 18. I definitely won't sleep when I'm right back from exercise and tired, I'll need at least 1.5-2h to wind down. But after that do I sleep better? We don't have statistically significant findings.

Well I'll tell you this; in my first 23 years of life, I've never had an afternoon nap, let alone fell asleep as soon as 22h. But a little over 1.5 years ago, since I started regulary working out, all that changed. It didn't change instantly, but after about 2,3 months I felt sleep was more...deserving. I not only slept longer, I slept better. Not to mention, I really enjoy a 45m nap after I get back from work and eat a proper lunch.


But I've never had insomnia or actual trouble sleeping regulary(it happened now and then). But IMO, working out regularly can only have a positive effect. You don't need to do it before sleep, just pick a time and try to be consistent in it(I workout from 16h-17h, right after work). Give it a month or two, if you ask me, it could help.

 

[Martin]

Well I'll tell you this; in my first 23 years of life, I've never had an afternoon nap, let alone fell asleep as soon as 22h. But a little over 1.5 years ago, since I started regulary working out, all that changed. It didn't change instantly, but after about 2,3 months I felt sleep was more...deserving. I not only slept longer, I slept better. Not to mention, I really enjoy a 45m nap after I get back from work and eat a proper lunch.


But I've never had insomnia or actual trouble sleeping regulary(it happened now and then). But IMO, working out regularly can only have a positive effect. You don't need to do it before sleep, just pick a time and try to be consistent in it(I workout from 16h-17h, right after work). Give it a month or two, if you ask me, it could help.

I'm with you there. All that's lacking is putting it into practice.

Btw Benz?

 

[Byrone]

Why would they do that?

Some of them are left hand drives, where as we drive on the right. Plus some people purchase exotic cars abroad because they are way cheaper to import, sneak across mozambique or namibia than actually buying one here.

Also they bypass paying tax & the local exotic car companies have a huge say with revenue service & customs officials.

 

[.zero]

Tell Dru jr its too early for that, its still sleepy time.

I need Rab here to put him in a sleeper hold. Or tell me funny stories about Dusan trying to have sex with a pencil sharpener

 

[Byrone]

I need Rab here to put him in a sleeper hold. Or tell me funny stories about Dusan trying to have sex with a pencil sharpener

You really are a piece of work. I don't like this grown up routine that Christina & Dusan have gotten into. Its rather inconvenient.

 

[Martin]

Some of them are left hand drives, where as we drive on the right. Plus some people purchase exotic cars abroad because they are way cheaper to import, sneak across mozambique or namibia than actually buying one here.

Also they bypass paying tax & the local exotic car companies have a huge say with revenue service & customs officials.

What did you mean by "crush exotic cars"? I thought you meant going at them with a golf club or something

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I need Rab here to put him in a sleeper hold. Or tell me funny stories about Dusan trying to have sex with a pencil sharpener

Those are the best stories...

 

[.zero]

You really are a piece of work. I don't like this grown up routine that Christina & Dusan have gotten into. Its rather inconvenient.

I keeps it real

and sexy nude

 

[Byrone]

What did you mean by "crush exotic cars"? I thought you meant going at them with a golf club or something

No, Martin.

They crush them, like crushing cars at a junk yard.

 

[Byrone]

I keeps it real

and sexy nude

Word, rapin & tapin. Dippin & sippin. Yous a ho.

 

[Hængebøffer]

Of course, the Italians and South Americans should all be eradicated.

Still don't know if you are joking .. But I have never met Italians in Denmark who didn't speak Danish. Besides tourist's.

 

[Gabriel]

I need Rab here to put him in a sleeper hold. Or tell me funny stories about Dusan trying to have sex with a pencil sharpener

 

[Martin]

No, Martin.

They crush them, like crushing cars at a junk yard.

Talking is hard. I asked why would the customs people crush (ie. destroy) cars. You listed a whole lot of reasons why trying to sneak cars around customs is beneficial.