What Are You Doing Right Now? (193 Viewers)

[Martin]

so Andy, what do you get up to these days. did you land that job with the suit and clean haircut?

 

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[JBF]

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Later all.

 

[AlexDelPiero10]

Yes.

So how come you're not in shape?

 

[Bjerknes]

so Andy, what do you get up to these days. did you land that job with the suit and clean haircut?

Nope, and I don't want one if it has to do with financial terrorism at major investment banks. Not that they would hire me anyway.

So how come you're not in shape?

I haven't played competitively for a few years now. Played some in college but then my favorite sport became binge drinking.

Getting my body in shape again for soccer is one of my goals this summer.

 

[Martin]

Nope, and I don't want one if it has to do with financial terrorism at major investment banks. Not that they would hire me anyway.

props for saying no to terrorism

you still work at that golf/ski resort?

 

[Bjerknes]

props for saying no to terrorism

you still work at that golf/ski resort?

Yeah, for the moment. Don't want to deal with that much longer though.

I also trade when I have the chance. Looking at certain indicators that require some understanding of computer programming to implement, if you were wondering where my programming career went.

 

[Martin]

Yeah, for the moment. Don't want to deal with that much longer though.

I also trade when I have the chance. Looking at certain indicators that require some understanding of computer programming to implement, if you were wondering where my programming career went.

Coding is the way to happiness.*

*anecdotal evidence

 

[Bjerknes]

Coding is the way to happiness.*

*anecdotal evidence

It is also the way to The Profit. And I don't mean Muhammed.

 

[Martin]

It is also the way to The Profit. And I don't mean Muhammed.

At my department we would get people coming every once in a while from Abn Amro talking about how they use programming in their financial analysis. The financial stuff was pretty dull, but they're pretty badass coding wise.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The Profit Muhammed.

 

[Bjerknes]

At my department we would get people coming every once in a while from Abn Amro talking about how they use programming in their financial analysis. The financial stuff was pretty dull, but they're pretty badass coding wise.

Yeah, they write programs that can make 5,000 different trades in under a second, called high-frequency trading. It's pretty cool stuff until you realize that this gives the big banks a huge advantage and allows them to actually "front run" the market, creating a disadvantage to regular traders like me. Some of these banks have servers right next to the exchange as well, so they get to see everything before everybody else.

These HFT programs are partly what caused the crash a few weeks ago.

 

[Martin]

These HFT programs are partly what caused the crash a few weeks ago.

Just when you wish software would crash more often huh.

 

[Bjerknes]

The Profit Muhammed.

C.R.E.A.M.

 

[Bjerknes]

Just when you wish software would crash more often huh.

That would probably cause even more crashes right now, strangely enough.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did he have a Burke face?

YES HE DID!

It's going to be hell here.

Weather is fucked up anyway. 30 degrees 5 years ago wasn't that bad, but now it feels like hell.

We'll be hitting 40 this year very often. It's like in the oven.

40 is way too hot, 30 is still hot to me, I like a nice 23.

 

[Martin]

That would probably cause even more crashes right now, strangely enough.

Imagine the stock exchange going back to a paper based process..

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just when you wish software would crash more often huh.

Nah, Andy and I use Mac, so we never crash.

 

[Bjerknes]

Imagine the stock exchange going back to a paper based process..

Well, it is pretty cool to listen to the banter in the commodity trading pits which are still used today.

 

[Bjerknes]

I think the sounds from the options pit were used in that faux "Sounds from Hell" recording.

 

[Bozi]

i hate my job