Funny thing you say.
A few weekends ago I was doing laundry and I got a flat tire going up some stairs. Granted I stumbled a bit on the way down but being a prideful man I refused to remove the wasted flop from my foot. Some kids thought I was drunk and asked if my intoxication was serious as I was tripping down steps. I simply showed them my flop and now they all rock the busted flop too.
Oh the trends I set. If only I could make it cool to not be stupid.