My fondest memory of skipping school was in the fourth year of high school. We got drunk before school and decided not to go, for obvious reasons, but then the liquor was no more and we got bored and had nowhere to go. So in all the drunkenness and juvenile idiocy we decided to sneak into the school and play table tennis in the gym. We did and pretty much all the teachers saw us and that got us suspended. Ah good times.