OP
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Apr 12, 2004
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    "(908): So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college."
     
    OP
    ßöмßäяðîëя
    Apr 12, 2004
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    (719): I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.

    (250): I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA

    (214): yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning

    (314): I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?

    (443): you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up

    (251): just found the deal breaker
    (1-251): hairy back?
    (251): he can't live within 1000 ft of a school

    (818): dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
    (626): well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person

    (636): So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
     

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