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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Tonight i found out that my ex, with whom i dated for like year and a half, has a boyfriend.

It was bound to happen and im thankfull that it happened a year after we broke up and not earlier cause then it would have been fucking painfull!
You mean all that anal probing in your prison cell while serving time for cutting her up and feeding her to feral cats?
 

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Juve_fanatic

Second coolest member!
Apr 5, 2006
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You mean all that anal probing in your prison cell while serving time for cutting her up and feeding her to feral cats?
Yeah, exactly. Thank god it happened now, when im more expirienced and when im able to give more satisfaction to my cell mates.

брат = bro.........in macedonian :D
 

The Curr

Senior Member
Feb 3, 2007
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http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,24969574-948,00.html

Raccoon bites off man's penis


A RAGING raccoon has bitten off a pervert's penis as he tried to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with friends when he leapt on the terrified animal.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.
 

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