i enjoyed
"i hate those fucking dvd adverts, if you steal an online film you are as bad as someone who steals a handbag, no im fucking not, we should find the man who made that advert and seriously ask him if he is that naive"
"i imagine when boring people die, if st peter exists, you will go to him and he will say "so what did you think of twitter?" "i didnt use it" "what did you think of cannabis" "i never tried it" "so i got god to invent these fucking things and you didnt bother using them? "