Volpi = Vomit
Maldini = Pussy
Jankulovski = Backside
Panucci = Anus
Schweinsteiger = Penis
Nesta Juice = Semen
De Cock Sauce = Jizz
Gilardinosaur/Ronaldingo = Extinct Animals
Buffon = Beer
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Del Piero = The Delli Alpi Piero
Trezeguet = The gay TREZZZZMATIC
Nedved = I am white.
Buffon = The monkey
Ibrahimovic = Arkan's Friend
Zambrotta = The Black Man
Cannavaro = The Refrigerator
Vieira = Skinny legged snot-shirt man from France.
Mutu = The Coke Sniffer
Camoranesi = The Lion Tamer
Chiellini = Leftover Meatballs
Pessotto = The Undergarment
Emerson = The 30-Pack
Lucio - Lance Armstrong
Luca Toni - Rigatoni
Franck Ribery - Scarface
Makaay - The Nose
Podolski - The Polak
Lahm - The Midget
Van Bommel - Shirley Temple
Scweinsteiger - The Uglyman
Sagnol - Mr. Gigolo
Sissoko - The Soaker
Hleb - Hledebt
Eto'o - Eto'o Bread (comes from "monkey bread")