True story:
Last season i was chillin with ballack and chelsea when all of a sudden robben's jankulovski started to smell, it was obvious that he was materazzi'in all over the place, so I told him to take a panucci because it looked like he had a totti head poking, so he took a huge panucci in the toilet but his jankulovski was looking good after he got out so my schweinsteiger got a bonazzoli and I pointed it right toward his panucci hole just when a huge materazzi he let out cleared the room.
So ballack and i were a little turned off so we went next door to see the maldini himself, drogba, and drog had a maldini in there and we were like whoa because how was a guy with a maldini going to service a maldini? so balla and i got to thinking who had a nice panucci hole? LAMPARD! so we kicked off our kicks and stripped our strips and we headed naked as the day we came out of the maldini over to see lammpy, he was in his room watching some de cock on schweinsteiger porn, kinda turned us back onto drogba, but anyway, we had some bonazzolis and we were in the mood for his pannuci hole so we flipped him over, but he had literally just taken a totti and his jankulovski was so dirty that we both volpi'd right there in the floor.
when we awoke, senor balla and i were engaged in schweinie to schweinie intercourse poking each others panucci holes but we were mad, our de cock holes we hurtin, we were had by someone.......
We went to the lobby of the hotel and i see a jankulovski that i knew from wayback, because my schweinie got a semi-dalla bona, all of a sudden this cat turned around and had a sweet rack of nestas, but the maldini looked different, it was none other than the delpie himself........
balla and i volpi'ed again right there in front of makelele and you know what?
Sheva comes out of the bathroom with de cock sauce on his mouth and you know who is next out of the bathroom looking like he just got the best schweinsteiger licking ever? HUSTINI! That nigger.......
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