What Are You Doing Right Now? (961 Viewers)

[Luca]

Lemme just get on the ferry, I'll get a hertz at hollyhead be there in 4 hours


Kind of hard to beat up an MMA doing policman, I just pushed him into the bin, the embarassment victory . The douchebag wanted me to clean up his mess (cigarettes and food all over the sofa etc) and give him money for food for the 'house', told him where to go, he threw a tantrum.

Happens every year when my parents go away for 2months, you'd think they'd learn.

Absolutely see you there, just make sure you bring the booze
Embarresment victorys are the best, I remember when I was younger hung my cousin by his underpants off the banister of a bunk bed
Parents going away is the best thing by far, I can take care of myself fine, it's just other people.

 

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[Bjerknes]

It's funny how Vindaloo isnt even popular in India.

Why not?

 

[Luca]

Nope. Family business.

I should have become a chef because I love to cook.

I had the best meal in Milan ever from my cousins boyfriend, it was seriously unreal. You like seafood? this was the best ever.

@dan, domino's is way overpriced man.

 

[IrishZebra]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Dominos is garbage.

Im open to suggestion, I have mince, no bread,no rice, no pasta no way to get to the shop, chicken breast,beans and er.....eggs.

Absolutely see you there, just make sure you bring the booze
Embarresment victorys are the best, I remember when I was younger hung my cousin by his underpants off the banister of a bunk bed
Parents going away is the best thing by far, I can take care of myself fine, it's just other people.

Other people are assholes

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Why not?

It just... isn't. It's only popular in Goa. I havent ever seen it in the menus around restaurants in my city. And I wonder how it's even called an Indian dish when it was brought to India by the Portuguese!

 

[Luca]

Other people are assholes

Don't get me started, bad experiences of late, it's not even worth going into but basically some people are a waste of time

 

[IrishZebra]

Don't get me started, bad experiences of late, it's not even worth going into but basically some people are a waste of time

you need and

Beer and Buffon, solves any ailment

 

[Bjerknes]

I had the best meal in Milan ever from my cousins boyfriend, it was seriously unreal. You like seafood? this was the best ever.

@dan, domino's is way overpriced man.

I only like shellfish. Maryland Crabs, Alaskan Crabs, scallops and shrimp. Not a big fan of fish, however. Fish is the only thing I don't really like because there isn't much flavor to it, unless you're talking about pan seared tuna cuts or Mahi Mahi.

Im open to suggestion, I have mince, no bread,no rice, no pasta no way to get to the shop, chicken breast,beans and er.....eggs.



Other people are assholes

Big Papa Johns or Pizza Hut is better than Dominos. I'm warming up some supreme from the Hut right now.

It just... isn't. It's only popular in Goa. I havent ever seen it in the menus around restaurants in my city. And I wonder how it's even called an Indian dish when it was brought to India by the Portuguese!

Indeed, it is Goan. But they use the typical Indian spices which are so lovely.

 

[IrishZebra]

Theres like 4 pizza hut in Ireland and I have no clue what the fuck papa johns is, i could get an apache i suppose,

Apache pizza, best in the world, end of discussion

 

[Bjerknes]

Never had Apache, but I can tell you it's not the best in the world.

 

[IrishZebra]

Never had Apache, but I can tell you it's not the best in the world.

Yeah, Al Ponte in Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria is. As far as home delivery goes, Apache wins.

 

[JCK]

I think I'm making crab linguine tonight in a cream sauce.

How do you prepare your cream sauce?

 

[IrishZebra]

butter flour and milk

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Gonna play some PES, then ahve a smoke, thne play some Burnout Paradise again ,and then sleep.

 

[Eddy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Dominos is garbage.

Word.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Claudio Lopez scored a sick goal for Kansas City tonight. The little Louse still has it. 50 yard shot, goal.

I like Arsenal because they are all frog, they are all Frenchie, like little pansy boy.

What's your favourite dish?

How's that feminine sit hittin'?

I don't have one. I like dishes with lahm, paneer or spinach most but to be honest all Indian dishes I've tried were good.

Nope. Family business.

I should have become a chef because I love to cook.

I love to sit around, do nothing, play video games, drink booze, and masbate. Do they have a job for that?

Ohh well I guess I just wish I was PATRICK SWAYZE!

you need and

Beer and Buffon, solves any ailment

A beer and a Buffon....

Great new thing, I'll show you how it all started.

Word.

...is Bond like James.

 

[Hust]

I think I'm making crab linguine tonight in a cream sauce.

That's what she said.



Giggity

 

[Hust]

@Buerke: They need a porno video game and BOOM you got yourself a new fad.

 

[Bjerknes]

How do you prepare your cream sauce?

Head on over to the recipe thread in a few minutes.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

A beer and a Buffon....

Great new thing, I'll show you how it all started.

True story:

Last season i was chillin with ballack and chelsea when all of a sudden robben's jankulovski started to smell, it was obvious that he was materazzi'in all over the place, so I told him to take a panucci because it looked like he had a totti head poking, so he took a huge panucci in the toilet but his jankulovski was looking good after he got out so my schweinsteiger got a bonazzoli and I pointed it right toward his panucci hole just when a huge materazzi he let out cleared the room.

So ballack and i were a little turned off so we went next door to see the maldini himself, drogba, and drog had a maldini in there and we were like whoa because how was a guy with a maldini going to service a maldini? so balla and i got to thinking who had a nice panucci hole? LAMPARD! so we kicked off our kicks and stripped our strips and we headed naked as the day we came out of the maldini over to see lammpy, he was in his room watching some de cock on schweinsteiger porn, kinda turned us back onto drogba, but anyway, we had some bonazzolis and we were in the mood for his pannuci hole so we flipped him over, but he had literally just taken a totti and his jankulovski was so dirty that we both volpi'd right there in the floor.

when we awoke, senor balla and i were engaged in schweinie to schweinie intercourse poking each others panucci holes but we were mad, our de cock holes we hurtin, we were had by someone.......

We went to the lobby of the hotel and i see a jankulovski that i knew from wayback, because my schweinie got a semi-dalla bona, all of a sudden this cat turned around and had a sweet rack of nestas, but the maldini looked different, it was none other than the delpie himself........

balla and i volpi'ed again right there in front of makelele and you know what?

Sheva comes out of the bathroom with de cock sauce on his mouth and you know who is next out of the bathroom looking like he just got the best schweinsteiger licking ever? HUSTINI! That nigger.......