Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,350
Well, as I was talking to God in my cave God told me to masturbate all day long. Because I can get quite rough I ruptured my foreskin. For that I say that everyone should have their foreskins ruptured.

Oh,

and you can't masturbate anymore.
 

Bisco

Senior Member
Nov 21, 2005
14,420
That's not Islam then, because Islam is good by definition. If there is anything that I've learned in exile, it's what all people learn in exile: there is a God and he chose me to talk to. I truly am God's son/prophet/chosen one.
Muhammed, how do you feel about circumcision?
Well, as I was talking to God in my cave God told me to masturbate all day long. Because I can get quite rough I ruptured my foreskin. For that I say that everyone should have their foreskins ruptured.

Oh,

and you can't masturbate anymore.
Well, ask Allah why he was dumb enough to give us foreskin then!
thats really uncalled for to be honest. for the hundreth time seven if u wish to understand sth that has to do with islam that might not go well with u i suggest u ask nicely instead of this.

there is no need for all these lame jokes being thrown around.
 

Sadomin

Senior Member
Apr 5, 2005
7,327
thats really uncalled for to be honest. for the hundreth time seven if u wish to understand sth that has to do with islam that might not go well with u i suggest u ask nicely instead of this.

there is no need for all these lame jokes being thrown around.
You answered yourself. That's all that it is.

Why are you being offended by lame jokes?
 

Bisco

Senior Member
Nov 21, 2005
14,420
You answered yourself. That's all that it is.

Why are you being offended by lame jokes?
bec i find it offensive, i respect every one here and never trashed any ones beliefs even if i dont agree with them but what seven is doing is just offensive. if bashing islam gets him off he can do that away from here but there is not need to make fun of my religion, my prophet, or my god.

u do have a point, carry on seven keep them coming after all what talks like an a** ****, walks like an a** ****, chances are he is an a** ****
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
bec i find it offensive, i respect every one here and never trashed any ones beliefs even if i dont agree with them but what seven is doing is just offensive.
Why not? :) It's a serious, actually. Obviously, it's not a polite thing to do. But then, let's face it, politeness is not the standard by which humans live. Lots of people are polite in some situation but not others, very few are polite always and to everyone.

Seriously, why not? We have lots of conflicting opinions about players and coaches here, and noone is saying "please don't insult players that other members like, it's impolite". (Actually, I *did* say that once. In the original rules for juventuz it was against the rules to insult Juve players, mostly as a way to prevent trolling from other fans.) Of course it's impolite, but we do it don't we? Well, what about the hurt feelings of Ranieri fans, for example? Don't we care about them? Apparently not.

What an Inter fan came to juventuz? He would be horrified by the amount of abuse his idols get here.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,350
thats really uncalled for to be honest. for the hundreth time seven if u wish to understand sth that has to do with islam that might not go well with u i suggest u ask nicely instead of this.

there is no need for all these lame jokes being thrown around.
There's nothing to understand about Islam. There are fifty religions just like it. Almost all big religions follow the same story. It's just like Hollywood blockbusters: the people who come up with these rubbish stories know what goes down well with the public.

The storyline is pretty basic: someone is either a social pariah or oppressed, but then some miracle happens. God speaks to him. His social position improves a hell of a lot, but at the same time he makes enemies. And then it's a question of sticking to his faith. Hell, if you believe in Islam, you could believe in Rocky!

In reality it's not a question of believing though. No one really believes. It's too stupid anyway. It's that you really, really want to believe.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,350
bec i find it offensive, i respect every one here and never trashed any ones beliefs even if i dont agree with them but what seven is doing is just offensive. if bashing islam gets him off he can do that away from here but there is not need to make fun of my religion, my prophet, or my god.

u do have a point, carry on seven keep them coming after all what talks like an a** ****, walks like an a** ****, chances are he is an a** ****
I didn't mention Islam. I said I was in exile and I said that God spoke to me.

If Muhammad says it, you're all over him, but if I say it, it's offensive?
 

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