Just when I was about to take a shower and get ready for work, the Chandrayaan 1 probe landed in my ass and started transmitting back colonoscopy video back to Delhi.
Your Desi administrators gotta get your priorities straight...
I say, anybody who watches Nascar should be put in concentration camps. Anybody who even watches it for some time. Rid ourselves of these fucking inbreds and use their melted corpses for heating oil.
Talk about a dirty bomb. You do realize all the scientific evidence showing that the smell of burnt tires at Nascar events causes men to eject their brain cells through their shrinking testicles and out their ejaculate on Dale Earnhardt's corpse...
Beating my head into my computer for the last three hours. I could have been working on my paper, but that's not so much of an issue. The issue is I am in serious need of an afternoon nap and my faggot-ass-joe-six-pack-loud-motherfucker of a roommate is watching NASCAR practice. NASCAR PRACTICE!!!! Who the fuck watches race cars practice?
I say, anybody who watches Nascar should be put in concentration camps. Anybody who even watches it for some time. Rid ourselves of these fucking inbreds and use their melted corpses for heating oil.
Beating my head into my computer for the last three hours. I could have been working on my paper, but that's not so much of an issue. The issue is I am in serious need of an afternoon nap and my faggot-ass-joe-six-pack-loud-motherfucker of a roommate is watching NASCAR practice. NASCAR PRACTICE!!!! Who the fuck watches race cars practice?
COme on over and sleep cuddle paper write with me....no one is here so I'm just chilling in the sun room and you can have the rest of the house to yourself.
what is the news feed? why do i need to know what others are talking about? i can't talk to someone without it being broadcasted to everyone in my friends list?