I had a blast yesterday. Scored the opening goal for our team yesterday, celebrated like a madman and heard the stadium announcer say I scored. It was mad .
John Milton (Al Pacino playing the Devil): "There's this beautiful girl just fucked me forty ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just fucked her. Little ol' me. She has this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"