What Are You Doing Right Now? (109 Viewers)

Ahmed

Ahmed

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Scots are good drunks? they always looked pretty stiff and uptight drinkers...all that Grandfather-drinking-finest-blend-Scotch-whiskey and all that
 
bianconero

bianconero

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Bozi said:
ok so i know i am about to sound like burke,or andy,or burke AND andy but.....








I AM DRUNK
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Head for the kitchen: start frying some chips, see if there are any bevies in the fridge, butter the bread for your chip sandwich, turn the ketchup bottle on it's head, go to have a pee, return to put out pan fire, take off trousers but leave socks on, fall on bed, get up to get a glass of water, turn tv on, fall asleep, dribble down your chin.
 
Bozi

Bozi

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Ahmed said:
Scots are good drunks? they always looked pretty stiff and uptight drinkers...all that Grandfather-drinking-finest-blend-Scotch-whiskey and all that
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us scots are legendary drinkers,like the irish, we love to have fun,drink hard and beat our wives:shocked:

bianconero said:
Head for the kitchen: start frying some chips, see if there are any bevies in the fridge, butter the bread for your chip sandwich, turn the ketchup bottle on it's head, go to have a pee, return to put out pan fire, take off trousers but leave socks on, fall on bed, get up to get a glass of water, turn tv on, fall asleep, dribble down your chin.
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dad?
 
swag

swag

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Sep 23, 2003
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bianconero said:
Even with clean windows, you can't see the Great wall of China from space.
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I'm not talking about viewing it from the surface of the moon, Mr. Magoo. Low earth orbit in pristine atmospheric conditions. A little edge here and there where it meets civilization.

Damn, you skeptics glom on to myth-busting so completely that you refuse any form of reality.

Oh, and btw, UFO aliens shot JFK.

Bozi said:
us scots are legendary drinkers,like the irish, we love to have fun,drink hard and beat our wives:shocked:


dad?
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Which is why the 2016 Olympics went to London and not Glasgow. The two-liter wife toss would never pass as an exhibition event, even if Ireland and Scotland might claim all the medals.
 
Red

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swag said:
Which is why the 2016 Olympics went to London and not Glasgow. The two-liter wife toss would never pass as an exhibition event, even if Ireland and Scotland might claim all the medals.
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All our wife beaters just take part in the boxing.

Fucking IOC and there unwillingness to accept beating one's wife as a sport.

Stella Artois were even willing to sponsor the event.
 
Luca

Luca

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Bozi said:
us scots are legendary drinkers,like the irish, we love to have fun,drink hard and beat our wives:shocked:
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The 1/8th Scottish gave me power the other night, my mate is a big 6 foot 4 Irish lad and I kept up with his drinking pace 9 cans of magners cider before I started feeling a drunkish.
 
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