What Are You Doing Right Now? (228 Viewers)

[Enron]

I went to a sex shop earlier today because some girls wanted to and I have to say out of all the items there the flavored anal lube was a winner.

You didn't pick up a flesh light or a flesh jack or even some puss in a can?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[X Æ A-12]

So, did you find anything else you liked?

Sexy board games.

 

[X Æ A-12]

You didn't pick up a flesh light or a flesh jack or even some puss in a can?

No, I left with bitches :eyebrows:

 

[Enron]

No, I left with bitches :eyebrows:

Bitches come and go, a fleshlight is forever.

 

[swag]

Bitches come and go, a fleshlight is forever.

True dat. And we ain't just talking landfill either.

Torches before bitches.

 

[Enron]

Time for a sandwich.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

One of my odd bar memories of Prague was an American expat bar that scheduled major events over new episodes of The Simpsons. Obviously, I needed to find the ones with anal lube but only found the ones with Kafka readings and Czech mimes.

who do you travel with man

Yea they had one that was longer than a baseball bat.




Two chicks with a double sided dildo?

yes and on stage too, anal action as well lol

 

[swag]

who do you travel with man

My time in Praha (I like saying that because it sounds like a prison sentence) was my first solo trip to a foreign country. A good friend of mine and I went separate ways in Venice after he fell into the canal (no joke), and I nabbed a train from there into Prague to explore the place on my own.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Watching something in the History Channel about Russian Prison/Mafia tats, it's crazy awesome.

Some guy got 10 years in Soviet prison for stealing two sacks of cabbage.


CCCP no make joke, serious with make sentence of jails!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That dumb bitch with the V-card?

Yea, she's been on the chopping block for 3 weeks, they just finally got it to a point where she had completed all her work and was not given anymore. She's so dumb...

If you have a set amount of work for 3 weeks, and don't get anything else......not a good sign.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

My time in Praha (I like saying that because it sounds like a prison sentence) was my first solo trip to a foreign country. A good friend of mine and I went separate ways in Venice after he fell into the canal (no joke), and I nabbed a train from there into Prague to explore the place on my own.

and to rub it in i had the best 4 hand massage ever there

 

[X Æ A-12]

Spit some game, then hook up with Shaq
On the Playstation, I'm known to brag
Hook up with pimps that love the cash
Man you should see how we giggle and laugh

 

[swag]

and to rub it in i had the best 4 hand massage ever there

That was me in India, locked in a bathroom stall getting some gloryhole action with Lakshmi.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

That was me in India, locked in a bathroom stall getting some gloryhole action with Lakshmi.

good man! oh wait lakshmi could be a guy's name yo

 

[Bisco]

Watching something in the History Channel about Russian Prison/Mafia tats, it's crazy awesome.

Some guy got 10 years in Soviet prison for stealing two sacks of cabbage.


CCCP no make joke, serious with make sentence of jails!

that does sound epic!! there is a lot of violent stuff over there due to there financial situation and the social gaps forming. if u get the chance u should be able to catch a documentary about russian neo nazis ,now that was one disturbing documentary. it was really done properly hence i kept watching despite some sickening scenes and thoughts. i'll try getting the name of the documentary may be u can find it on you tube or a documentary streaming site.

 

[Nenz]

Yo Americans. You know those two girls who attempted suicide at that Colorado shooting range? They're my neighbors! News crews all around my street yo.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Should I have heard of this? Colorado is a ways away and nothing notable ever happens there.

 

[Enron]

I haven't heard about it either.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

lol was about to say the same, theres enough shit going on here colorado hardly compares

 

[swag]

South Park and all... (yeah, your favorite )