What Are You Doing Right Now? (186 Viewers)

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Sound Horn OK Please

Ahhh, India.

Greg, get naked on my face.

Sorry -- I was in a meeting. Shall I wipe first?

i always saw professional success as having your own private toilet in an office

Speaking of meetings...

No, I've seen this in the vacated offices of bank presidents in downtown San Francisco. Professional success isn't having your own private toilet in an office. It's having your own private bidet in the secret suite for your mistress in an office.

Wow, India sucks.

Nah, that's how India rolls. Centrally broken, but industrially working at the fringes all the time.

Have you guys seen how the roads look in africa? At least you guys have tar to drive on, here you'll find potholes that look like the mini grand canyon.

I think SA in one of the only african countries with decent roads.

Having been to both India and SA, I have to say SA had some of the finest paved freeways I've seen anywhere. The side roads are a little dodgy, but nothing that compares with how you go from a main highway artery in India to one of its commercial buildings: past a guy getting a shave by the side of a dirt pathway, sitting on a pile of old tires and looking into a hubcap to make sure his jugular isn't cut.

Of course,I only made it as far out as the Western Cape in SA -- to the Eastern Cape border. So what lurks in B's neck of the woods could be completely nasty. Throw in non-SA Africa, and I'm sure India starts looking pretty deee-luxe.

 

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[.zero]

Dave Tippett

 

[swag]

Overheard on the Internetz:

Meg Whitman just realized California doesn't have a "Buy It Now" button.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

speak of the curry subcontinent, any of you seen that new show "outsourced"

 

[.zero]

speak of the curry subcontinent, any of you seen that new show "outsourced"

Its gay and it exploits us browns in the most demeaning of fashions

Fuck NBC

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Its gay and it exploits us browns in the most demeaning of fashions

Fuck NBC

actually despite being really badly made, i think it does a lot of educating on all things indian, and it demeans pasties just as much, not racist at all imo

 

[.zero]

I despise pasties and patsies

 

[GordoDeCentral]

pansies?

 

[X Æ A-12]

I despise pasties

Fuck you, dothead.

 

[.zero]

pansies?

Yep, them too

Fuck you, dothead.

Ease up, Bieber

 

[X Æ A-12]

Fine, my skin is more of a sexy bronze color anyway.

 

[swag]

speak of the curry subcontinent, any of you seen that new show "outsourced"

I liked the movie, even if it was a lot built on stereotypes and was pure bubblegum entertainment. I recorded a few episodes having liked the movie, but I haven't gotten around to watching them yet.

I have gotten around to having grown tired of 30 Rock, however. What little enthusiasm I had for the show has become lost in routine.

Fuck you, dothead.

Ease up, Bieber

 

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Did you go to the Giants parade yesterday?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Just launched:

www.popculturepastor.com

 

[swag]

Did you go to the Giants parade yesterday?

No. I am frigging two blocks from the beginning of the parade route, and my CEO went all Grinch on us and scheduled an exec meeting that he dialed in remotely from Africa at the very hour it started.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Chxta is your CEO?

 

[.zero]

 

[swag]

Chxta is your CEO?

Yeah, our company was the victim of a 419.

 

[.zero]

Thats so impossibly black

 

[X Æ A-12]

That's what she said.