What Are You Doing Right Now? (644 Viewers)

[Christina]

I woke up kinda early and now I have nothing to do until my bus comes.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

I woke up kinda early and now I have nothing to do until my bus comes.

Touch yourself and think of Byrone while you do it.

 

[icemaη]

That'd constitute incest

 

[Byrone]

Well My bro has a car, but I don't drive it. I actually don't like cars mostly due to the traffic. I got a scooter. It's nothing like Iceman's hell rider, but it fits my needs.

Does he have lights underneath the car, big sound system & accessories that make it look like its about to take off?

How fast does that thing go? I'd like to do some donuts & wheelies with it.

So this lady that's supposed to be taking care of my grandmother walks into my room and asks if I'm gonna be here so she can go back to sleep. I'm thinking..."lady, it's 7:30 in the morning and I've barely had any sleep. What do you mean if I'm going to 'be here'?" What good will I be knocked the fuck out whenever I do fall asleep?

Your poor grandma.

I woke up kinda early and now I have nothing to do until my bus comes.

No you can keep us company & bring your sunshine into our lives.

 

[Christina]

That'd constitute incest

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

That'd constitute incest

 

[Byrone]

Touch yourself and think of Byrone while you do it.

Don't be disgusting. She's a lady.

That'd constitute incest

Exactly. But just get these dirty thoughts out of your minds.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Does he have lights underneath the car, big sound system & accessories that make it look like its about to take off?

How fast does that thing go? I'd like to do some donuts & wheelies with it.

No man. We don't have Pimp My Ride in India.

I've taken it to about 80 Km\h. I don't really like riding at high speeds. I'm the kind who cruises nice and smooth!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Don't be disgusting. She's a lady.



Exactly. But just get these dirty thoughts out of your minds.

Fine. Touch yourself and think of me while you do it!

 

[Christina]

I read this the other day and it reminded me of Dhee-Dhee.

"He's turned down invitations to pose nude. 'They offered £130,000,' he quipped in The Face. '£65,000 an inch.' "

 

[icemaη]

 

[Zé Tahir]

Ouch

 

[Byrone]

No man. We don't have Pimp My Ride in India.

I've taken it to about 80 Km\h. I don't really like riding at high speeds. I'm the kind who cruises nice and smooth!

Dude you'll die when you see the desi's here. Talk about working & living for a car.

Jeez 80km? You're a pussy. I also like cruising but 80km is for dead folks.

Fine. Touch yourself and think of me while you do it!

I did touch myself but somehow my finger found it's my to my butt & now it's all brown.Excuse me while i go to the bathroom.

I read this the other day and it reminded me of Dhee-Dhee.

"He's turned down invitations to pose nude. 'They offered £130,000,' he quipped in The Face. '£65,000 an inch.' "

Tick, tick BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I read this the other day and it reminded me of Dhee-Dhee.

"He's turned down invitations to pose nude. 'They offered £130,000,' he quipped in The Face. '£65,000 an inch.' "

@Byrone: I meant Christina touch herself, not you!

 

[Salvo]

My man, greatest rapper in Australia, this must be seen

 

[Gabriel]

I hate waking up early.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0&feature=related

My man, greatest rapper in Australia, this must be seen

PS: Why is there no comments but about 4 million views?

 

[Bisco]

I hate waking up early.

i hate waking up early to sit and study for a mid term!!

 

[Salvo]

I don't know, he is god.

 

[Byrone]

@Byrone: I meant Christina touch herself, not you!

I know, you dirty man. As i said, she's a lady, not a whore like Dusan.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmJbJs-9ST0&feature=related

My man, greatest rapper in Australia, this must be seen

I hate waking up early.

Go back to bed but before you do, send some pics of your new colleagues.