What Are You Doing Right Now? (394 Viewers)

[Byrone]

What? You mean there aren't couples running around the streets of Bangalore randomly singing while groups of labourers begin to dance in a perfectly choreographed yet spontaneous and unrehearsed dance in the background?

Seriously, fuck Bangalore if that's not the case.

 

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[Sheik Yerbouti]

It could be if you wanted it to... You could travel of the roof of your vehicles like Shah Rukh Khan would do

What? You mean there aren't couples running around the streets of Bangalore randomly singing while groups of labourers begin to dance in a perfectly choreographed yet spontaneous and unrehearsed dance in the background?

No bro. That's Mumbai. Dances in Bangalore are not so well choreographed, and the labourers are fugly. Not to mention the couple themselves!

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

I could say the same about you!

What are the rates? Can you give me a link?

Also, do you guys do 24hr shifts?

Don't know if that info is made public.

And no, I've NEVER worked 24 hr shift in my 3 years here. It's always 9 hours. I may have to stay for an extra 20 mins or so if I was stuck on a call with a customer.

Oh, and we do not have an overtime concept either.

The staff are looking at me like i'm insane. Thanks for the laugh, guys.

Anytime, my sugar plum! :wub:

 

[Byrone]

I could say the same about you!

Difference is that i wouldn't be offended. Also what's the point of guys like us buying cabriolets?

Don't know if that info is made public.

And no, I've NEVER worked 24 hr shift in my 3 years here. It's always 9 hours. I may have to stay for an extra 20 mins or so if I was stuck on a call with a customer.

Oh, and we do not have an overtime concept either.

Thanks. Setting up a call center here is wicked expensive plus you can't trust the darkies here.I once hired a darkie to help with technical queries. Worst move ever!

Anytime, my sugar plum! :wub:

 

[Zé Tahir]

Seriously, fuck Bangalore if that's not the case.

Yeah seriously. I feel like everything in my life has just been one big lie if this is not true.

No bro. That's Mumbai. Dances in Bangalore are not so well choreographed, and the labourers are fugly. Not to mention the couple themselves!

To be fair, the background dancers are always dark & fugly, Mumbai or not It makes the guy in front look better

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Difference is that i wouldn't be offended. Also what's the point of guys like us buying cabriolets?



Thanks. Setting up a call center here is wicked expensive plus you can't trust the darkies here.I once hired a darkie to help with technical queries. Worst move ever!

I don't buy cabriolets!

Yeah, don't trust em darkies.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Yeah seriously. I feel like everything in my life has just been one big lie if this is not true.



To be fair, the background dancers are always dark & fugly, Mumbai or not It makes the guy in front look better

But the quality is better in Mumbai. I've seen ones there that look good enough to accept a handjob from. Not so in Bangawhore

 

[Dostoevsky]

Gonna study now

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Gonna study now

Fuck studies. Come play with us!

 

[Byrone]

Yeah seriously. I feel like everything in my life has just been one big lie if this is not true.

Word. My world would come crumbling down.

I don't buy cabriolets!

Do you have transport now?

Yeah, don't trust em darkies.

Yeah the first day he started, the client asked him what features this one laptop had, he replied & said it has lots & lots of features.

 

[Byrone]

Gonna pretend study now

Figured as much.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Word. My world would come crumbling down.



Do you have transport now?



Yeah the first day he started, the client asked him what features this one laptop had, he replied & said it has lots & lots of features.

Are you referring to company-sponsored transport or personal transport? Cos I have both.

 

[Byrone]

Are you referring to company-sponsored transport or personal transport? Cos I have both.

Your own, doofus. What are you rollin with?

 

[icemaη]

I think of getting a car and then I see the traffic on bangalore roads and decide against it. But I'll have to get one sooner or later...

 

[Byrone]

You should, irrespective of the traffic. I'm just going out on a limb here but it must be rather uncomfortable making out on a bike.

 

[icemaη]

Rab likes it

 

[Byrone]

That's because the seat is probably riding up his backside.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Your own, doofus. What are you rollin with?

Well My bro has a car, but I don't drive it. I actually don't like cars mostly due to the traffic. I got a scooter. It's nothing like Iceman's hell rider, but it fits my needs.

 

[Zé Tahir]

That's because the seat is probably riding up his backside.

So this lady that's supposed to be taking care of my grandmother walks into my room and asks if I'm gonna be here so she can go back to sleep. I'm thinking..."lady, it's 7:30 in the morning and I've barely had any sleep. What do you mean if I'm going to 'be here'?" What good will I be knocked the fuck out whenever I do fall asleep?

 

[icemaη]

That's because the seat is probably riding up his backside.