Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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Protein shake first and then iced coffee or the other way around?
protien shake witha shot of espresson in it:tup:

So today is officially the worst day EVER!

My mom came over to pay me a visit & as usual she used my laptop to check her emails.

What does she see?

Prostitute in fucking bold black writing & high class prostitute.:sergio::sergio::sergio:

I have some serious damage control to do after i leave work today.
this is why Fred does not watch porn,well that and the evil big penises
 

X Æ A-12

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Sep 4, 2006
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So today is officially the worst day EVER!

My mom came over to pay me a visit & as usual she used my laptop to check her emails.

What does she see?

Prostitute in fucking bold black writing & high class prostitute.:sergio::sergio::sergio:

I have some serious damage control to do after i leave work today.
Did she see your lovely avatar?
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
Beats having to lie about not lying to have sex. Which is a lie that has as much truth to it as your imaginary brothers.

You're a sad person Seven, don't try to make the rest of us look as pathetic as you do.
:D

Sad but true.:agree:

:lol:

Thats terrible man. Good luck with the damage control :D
I've made a promise to go to church with my mom on sunday, so i'm good for now.:D

Not as bad as confessing to thinking about having sex with a lady-boy but this really was one of my worst blonde moments.

I wasn't really taking the piss, Fred. You just don't have sex. So why would you bother about being ready for sex anyway?
Sure.:rolleyes:

You always try & worm your way out of a situation as if Fred can't read or interpret what you said.

Theres nothing to be proud of and nothing to be ashamed of.

You said i'll never have sex? What do you think muslims are? Monks or something?

Theres a difference between never having sex, and never having pre marital sex. I can't believe i'm actually explaining this to you.
You're falling right into his trap. You love it though.:D

That's not exactly how I meant "never". I meant to say that in this period of your life you don't have sex. I assume that, at one point, it will happen for you, little fellow.
The bullshit barometer is going off the charts here.

Especially in combination with "you'd", which implies present & future.

Now if 14/2 would have said "you never have...", that would have referred to a current situation.
What would we do without your wisdom?

this is why Fred does not watch porn,well that and the evil big penises
I'm pretty sure Fred would never ever get caught like i did.

Luckily for me, i convinced my mom that Prostitute is a certain pale, buff guy from Serbia that never smiles.

Needless to say, she doesn't like him but she is praying for his salvation.:D
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
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:D

Sad but true.:agree:



I've made a promise to go to church with my mom on sunday, so i'm good for now.:D



Not as bad as confessing to thinking about having sex with a lady-boy but this really was one of my worst blonde moments.



Sure.:rolleyes:

You always try & worm your way out of a situation as if Fred can't read or interpret what you said.



You're falling right into his trap. You love it though.:D



The bullshit barometer is going off the charts here.



What would we do without your wisdom?



I'm pretty sure Fred would never ever get caught like i did.

Luckily for me, i convinced my mom that Prostitute is a certain pale, buff guy from Serbia that never smiles.

Needless to say, she doesn't like him but she is praying for his salvation.:D
You're such a little fucking bitch, B. All you do is cry, because I can actually get laid without having to lie. We know you're not pretty. We get it. Now you get over it.
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
You're such a little fucking bitch, B. All you do is cry, because I can actually get laid without having to lie. We know you're not pretty. We get it. Now you get over it.
Jeez Hector. Looks like somebody farted on your waffles & shat in your coffee.

Why so aggressive? You want me to sing you a silent lullaby?
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
83,206
That's not exactly how I meant "never". I meant to say that in this period of your life you don't have sex. I assume that, at one point, it will happen for you, little fellow.
I'm just laughing at that part :lol:

protien shake witha shot of espresson in it:tup:
Did you play footsie with the conference table again?
Someone was playing footsie with my 3rd leg, I could feel the corns on their feet!
 

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