After couple of drinks, De Cock starts approaching every sexy legs he sees. Every girl wearing a skirt shouldn't pass by without approaching her or dancing with her.
Then after 5 drinks things starts going really nasty.. De Cock can make out with any girl, boy, old women, monkeys, anything kissable.
One day I was playin' football/soccer with some strangers and it was just a friendly little game so I wasn't pushing too much but then a little Thierry Henry rammed his f*ckin' knee on the side of mine. Hurt like hell. I was down, got up, couldn't play anymore but 5min later I stepped back on the pitch and Chris Prongered him. His face is on the back of a milk carton now.
While I do have my sheik name, Sheik, since I am flying through Dubai to get to SA at the end of this month, I need another good alias. I'm thinking Yusuf Ree King Moron.
shit Mark,that was very much like a Greg post,top man
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Good thing I'm only working for two days this week :excited:
No other alias will come close to Sheik Yerbouti.
